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House · Season 2, Episode 16

“Safe” quotes from House

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“Safe” · Season 2, Episode 16

In this episode: Gregory House (5), James Wilson (2), Dr. Lisa Cuddy (2), Allison Cameron (1)

Test was negative, no semen allergy.

Boyfriend sneaks in to get his freak on the night before the anaphylaxis. I don't buy that it's unrelated.

He loves her. Did everything he could to make sure she wouldn't get sick.

[looking puzzled] What does that mean?

Love is an emotion certain people experience, similar to happiness. [smiles] You know, maybe I should give a more relatable example.

Oh, snap!

[House is searching frantically through Melinda's hair for a tick]

Except that ticks aren't usually invisible.

They are until you FIND THEM! [holds up comb triumphantly] No, that's dandruff. Okay, well, that wasn't nearly as dramatic as I'd hoped. It just means that next time'll be even better!

[...]

[Cuddy, Wilson, and Melinda's parents burst through the elevator doors, only to see House searching for a tick with his head between her legs.]

LLewis

You sick, miserable...! [He rushes into the elevator]

What are you doing?

BBarbara

Oh my god!

Wait!

[The father has House pinned to the back of the elevator. House hold up his hand to reveal the elusive tick]

See? Told you it'd be more dramatic.

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