[House, Cuddy and Wilson are playing poker at a hospital charity event]
Call.
You'll call anything.
My stack is bigger than your stack.
“All In” · Season 2, Episode 17
In this episode: Gregory House (5), Dr. Lisa Cuddy (2), James Wilson (1), Robert Chase (1)
So are you going to tell me an annoying story every time I raise?
God, that would be annoying.
[to Chase, in front of a girl he's talking to] Hey! How's that anal fissure? Did it heal yet, or is it still draining? Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you'd come back for seconds. I figured after that girl in the stairwell, you'd be done for the night.
He's joking.
No Adam's apple, small hands. No surprises this time.
GGirl
I'll, uh, see you later.
[Girl exits]
Got a case.
Well, you could've just said that. You didn't have to screw with me.
Yeah, but if I didn't screw with you, you'd spend the whole night thinking you might get laid, which means you'd be useless. Better to extinguish all hope.
The parents are mad because their kid is dying, it's understandable, but if he doesn't die they won't be mad anymore.
Well if he's brain damaged they might still be a little ticked.
You know relative to its size, the barnacle has the largest penis of any animal?
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