[House is searching frantically through Melinda's hair for a tick]
Except that ticks aren't usually invisible.
They are until you FIND THEM! [holds up comb triumphantly] No, that's dandruff. Okay, well, that wasn't nearly as dramatic as I'd hoped. It just means that next time'll be even better!
[...]
[Cuddy, Wilson, and Melinda's parents burst through the elevator doors, only to see House searching for a tick with his head between her legs.]
You sick, miserable...! [He rushes into the elevator]
What are you doing?
Oh my god!
Wait!
[The father has House pinned to the back of the elevator. House hold up his hand to reveal the elusive tick]
See? Told you it'd be more dramatic.
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