There's no age limit on addiction.
[taking a Vicodin] He's right.
“Skin Deep” · Season 2, Episode 13
In this episode: Gregory House (6), James Wilson (2), Eric Foreman (2), Dr. Lisa Cuddy (1), Allison Cameron (1)
[Discussing whether a patient's breasts are real or fake]
[to Chase] Two clinic hours says that those love apples are hand-crafted by God.
I thought you didn't believe in God.
I do now.
Cameron, Chase and the dark one... Foreman, right?
We're mandated to report sexual abuse.
Is it okay if I save her life first or do you want to make sure daddy doesn't get visitation rights to the grave site?
[Dr. Wilson is examining Dr. House's leg with the MRI]
[gruff disguised voice] House, this is God.
[in MRI chamber] Look, I'm a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?
Let me check. Oh! I got a plague. What about Friday?
You'll have to check with Cameron.
Oh! Damn it! She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer this time.
[Cuddy bursts in]
House...
Quick, God, smite the evil witch! [Wilson wisely says nothing]
Are you sitting on evidence that your patient was sexually abused by her father?
God, why have you forsaken me?
[Wilson is telling House that his leg pain is a result of Stacy leaving.]
Listen, none of this has anything to do with Stacy.
Right, giant coincidence that you've gone completely off the rails since she left; inducing migraines, worsening leg pain- [House whacks Wilson's shin with his cane] Ow!
Aw, you miss Stacy too?
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