HHenry
[about his daughter] I slept with her mom.
She probably knows that's happened already.
“Sex Kills” · Season 2, Episode 14
In this episode: Gregory House (4), Allison Cameron (2), Dr. Lisa Cuddy (1), Robert Chase (1)
House, don't you think that's a little manipulative?
No, I think it's hugely manipulative.
We're going to cure her.
We're going to cure death?
[laughs like a mad scientist] Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! [normal voice] Doubt it.
RRonald
I assume House is a great doctor.
Why would you assume that?
RRonald
Because, uh, when you're that big a jerk you're either great or unemployed.
She's positive for gonorrhea.
I think that's the first time those words have been uttered in joy.
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