You induced a migraine headache in a coma patient?
I gave him a little headache, similar to the one you're giving me now.
Have you even read an ethical guideline?
“Distractions” · Season 2, Episode 12
In this episode: Gregory House (5), Allison Cameron (2), Dr. Lisa Cuddy (1)
WDr. Weber
You cannot test this on an abnormal brain.
That's so closed-minded. He's not "abnormal", he's special.
Could pain medication cause an orgasm?
I wish.
His brain is like a waiter that's got too many...
Hey! I do the metaphors!
Bad news: Your son has a filthy, unhealthy habit. Good news: He's trying to quit. Bad news: Quitting is killing him. Good news: I can cure him. Bad news: [thinks] Nope, that's the end of it.
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