In one of his books he talked about giving up drugs and alcohol, how it changes life.
[imitating House] Everybody lies.
“Failure to Communicate” · Season 2, Episode 10
In this episode: Gregory House (3), Eric Foreman (3), Robert Chase (2), James Wilson (1), Dr. Lisa Cuddy (1), Stacy Warner (1)
MRI show anything?
CT scan was negative.
CT... that's like, short for MRI, right? Excellent, well I guess that saves us a lot of time.
We've got an MRI scheduled in twenty minutes. Earliest Foreman could get the machine.
I teach you to lie and cheat and steal...and as soon as my back is turned, you wait in line?
Do you know your phone's dead? Do you ever recharge the batteries?
They recharge? I just keep buying new phones.
Our relationship is like an addiction. It's... like...
Really good drugs?
No, it's like... vindaloo curry.
Okay, sure...
Really, really hot Indian curry they make with red chili peppers.
I know what it is! Didn't think it was addictive.
You're abrasive and annoying and come on way too strong, like... vindaloo curry. When you're crazy about curry, that's fine, but, no matter how much you love curry, you have too much of it, it takes the roof of your mouth off. And then you never want to see curry for a really, really long time, but you wake up one day, and you think... God, I really miss curry.
Tell me... if it is your aim to sell me the same crazy ideas as House does, how are you an improvement on House?
I... brought you a coffee?
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