Death row guy. I want the case.
How do you even know about him? You don't have access to the hospital's mainframe.
No, but "partypants" does.
You stole my password?
Hardly counts as stealing; it's a pretty obvious choice.
“Acceptance” · Season 2, Episode 1
In this episode: Gregory House (5), Dr. Lisa Cuddy (2), Eric Foreman (1)
Well, I don't want to say anything bad about another doctor, especially a useless drunk.
You're addicted to pain pills.
But I'm not useless.
[Regarding taking on the case of a man on death row]
Aren't there better ways to spend our time?
Good question. What makes a person deserving? Is a man who cheats on his wife more deserving than a man who kills his wife?
Uh yeah. Actually, he is.
What about a child molester? Certainly not a good guy, but he didn't kill anybody. Maybe he can get antibiotics, but no MRIs. What about you? What medical care should you be denied for being a car thief? Tell you what: the three of you work out a list of what medical treatments a person loses based on the crime they committed. I'll review it when I get back.
WWarden
Your patient shanked one inmate his first month here, broke another one's neck, nearly decapitated one of my guards.
Relax, I've got a great bedside manner.
You know how people say, "you can't live without love"? Well, oxygen is even more important.
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