(about Barbara) I wasn't looking at her, I was looking past her.
Yeah, right into her water bed.
“Overactive Glance” · Season 2
In this episode: Tim Taylor (4), Jill Taylor (2), Randy Taylor (1), Karen (1)
What I did was just downright rude. It would be like burping in public.
JJill
Well, you do that all the time.
But not with other women!
You had a bad day, we all have bad days.
There's a rumor going around that they're gonna make me a cheerleader.
Oh, no. Well, if that happens, make sure you get on the top of the pyramid. You don't wanna be on the bottom of that thing
JJill
[She and Tim are eating in a resturant, she notices a beautiful woman walk by and sit at the table behind Tim] Woah, baby! Bad news. This is not the night for you to give up looking at women.
Oh, and why is that, Jill?
JJill
Because this unbelievable young goddess just came in and sat right behind you.
Yeah, like I'm going to fall for that one. What is it, a 72-year old steel worker? "Hey Marge, they got no beer here!"
JJill
Not exactly, Tim.
Oh, so she's the "Va-Va, Voom" type?
JJill
Well, as a matter of fact, she's got great "Va-Va's" and a darn good "Voom."
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