Jill
[She and Tim are eating in a resturant, she notices a beautiful woman walk by and sit at the table behind Tim] Woah, baby! Bad news. This is not the night for you to give up looking at women.
Tim
Oh, and why is that, Jill?
Jill
Because this unbelievable young goddess just came in and sat right behind you.
Tim
Yeah, like I'm going to fall for that one. What is it, a 72-year old steel worker? "Hey Marge, they got no beer here!"
Jill
Not exactly, Tim.
Tim
Oh, so she's the "Va-Va, Voom" type?
Jill
Well, as a matter of fact, she's got great "Va-Va's" and a darn good "Voom."
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