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Home Improvement · Season 2

Jill and Tim in “Overactive Glance”

Jill

[She and Tim are eating in a resturant, she notices a beautiful woman walk by and sit at the table behind Tim] Woah, baby! Bad news. This is not the night for you to give up looking at women.

Tim

Oh, and why is that, Jill?

Jill

Because this unbelievable young goddess just came in and sat right behind you.

Tim

Yeah, like I'm going to fall for that one. What is it, a 72-year old steel worker? "Hey Marge, they got no beer here!"

Jill

Not exactly, Tim.

Tim

Oh, so she's the "Va-Va, Voom" type?

Jill

Well, as a matter of fact, she's got great "Va-Va's" and a darn good "Voom."

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