Jill: [She and Tim are eating in a resturant, she notices a beautiful woman walk by and sit at the table behind Tim] Woah, baby! Bad news. This is not the night for you to give up looking at women.
Tim: Oh, and why is that, Jill?
Jill: Because this unbelievable young goddess just came in and sat right behind you.
Tim: Yeah, like I'm going to fall for that one. What is it, a 72-year old steel worker? "Hey Marge, they got no beer here!"
Jill: Not exactly, Tim.
Tim: Oh, so she's the "Va-Va, Voom" type?
Jill: Well, as a matter of fact, she's got great "Va-Va's" and a darn good "Voom."

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