Holby City · Season 1
Did you have any idea this was coming?
If I did I couldn't tell you.
But you had another session with him this morning. [She nods] And?
I sensed there was a crisis coming.
Crisis? And you were happy with that?
Can't spell 'catharsis' without 'crisis'.
[pauses] Hang on, there's another 'i' in- [She has gone]
What was that?
What was what?
Whatever it was that you were hiding with all the subtlety of a baboon at a funeral.
Still spreading peace and love wherever you go I see.
Was I talking to you?
I bet you think it's really funny making me out to be an imbecile in front of Jayne Grayson.
Oh I think you did that all by yourself.
You set me up.
Yeah? Well what about the mysterious disappearing CT scan, not to mention the dead battery in Mike's bleeper.
Oh so it's Mike now.
Yeah, he's a mate of mine. Do you know what they are?
Very disappointed in you Donna(turns around and starts to walk off)
Ah Miss Naylor, and how was your day?
Get stuffed.
Grovel
It's not in my nature
It's good for the soul
I don't have one
You can either have me—Doctor Death—or no-one.
For the first time ever, the NHS has more managers than beds. Did you know that?
Your point?
I've got a rather revolutionary idea. You can take it to your next Trust meeting if you like. Get the managers down on all-fours, throw blankets over them - and hey presto!
To Helen Grant. People management. Not really your forté, is it?
The drinks are on me.
Who do you think you are? The Milky Bar Kid?
Do you get altitude sickness?
What?
From your moral high ground.
I'm 40. There's something I'm missing. Oh, yeah, a baby. Pass me the yellow pages.
[Carrying out an operation that Connie has specifically ordered them not to carry out.]
We need to get through this as quickly as possible - every minute on the table is putting an extra strain on her heart.
It's not something I can rush. If I deliver too much fluid or too quickly it may cause the placenta to detach.
It's Connie detaching my testicles that I'm concerned about.
Mrs Beauchamp, I have to admit that you have the leadership skills of an eight-year-old with a Kalashnikov.
As my grandma used to say, "If you look for a peck of trouble, don't gripe when you find a bushel."
[sarcastically] As ever, your grandma's wisdom astounds me.
As Grandma used to say, "All mouth and no trousers makes Jack a dull boy".
Is it possible your grandma was a little confused?
[Reading patients' comment cards in the family-planning clinic.]
[smirking] We've got some really good comments.
"I never knew you could get free condoms here. Now I won't have to re-use my old ones." How gross is that?
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