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S5 E21

Hogan's Heroes · Season 5, Episode 21

Schultz, Prisoner and others in “Standing Room Only”

STOP IT! STOP IT! What are you doing?! Going for a little walk, huh?

PPrisoner

Yeah, goin' for a walk!

YOU'RE WALKING RIGHT INTO THE COOLER, YOU UNDERSTAND?!

Hold it, Schultz, you can't arrest this man!

Who says so?!

He was just airing his blanket, isn't that right?

PPrisoner

Yes, sir!

Schultz! Schultz! What's going on out there?! What's all the shooting?

He was just airing his blanket, Schultz. [Hands Schultz a chocolate bar.]

You want me to believe that? [Hogan gives him another chocolate bar.] Herr Kommandant, false alarm! The guards in the tower are trigger-happy!

There will be no more trigger-happiness tonight!

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant! Take him back to the barracks. [To the prisoner] And you! Wait until after the war to air your blanket, you understand?!

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