But Hogan, why would you go to all that trouble?
I'm doing it for my men. They've developed a fond affection for you, sir. When they see you go by with your riding crop and your monocle, they say, "Look, there goes Klink! He's embarrassing, but he's ours!"
I'm not sure, Hogan, but I think I should be offended.
Work on it.
More from this episode
More Hogan's Heroes quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Hogan's Heroes pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.