Oh, what an unexpected pleasure, Herr General!
Actually, I had no intention of stopping here. But there was a bombing attack on the road that started me thinking-
Oh, what a brilliant idea! Now only a man of your experience could-
[Smiles] Klink? Shut up and let me finish.
Of course Herr General. Excuse me.
I suppose you are curious about that. [Gestures to the flat rectangular box his men brought in.]
Well, naturally, I-
It's a gift.
Thank you, Herr General! Thank you very much!
It's not for you.
Really? What a marvelous sense of humor.
I've just been to Paris on military business.
Of course, of course.
While I was there, I realized that Goering's birthday is only a few weeks away!
Oh, yes, sir, I know, I have the date right here in my calendar!
You would.
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