[Sergeant Schultz, pretending to be a general in the German Army, is covering for Hogan, LeBeau, Suzette and Verlaine while two Gestapo officers attempt to search the Paris apartment.]
How dare you come here, and disturb a general of the Third Reich.
Only doing our duty, sir. We had no idea that you were-
Oh, you- you had no idea. You didn't know that a general might want to spend an afternoon with his, uh, with his, uh-
Niece.
Niece. Thank you, darling.
I assure you, General, we had no intention of intruding upon your privacy.
No. You didn't! Should it ever happen again, I will report you to your superior officer, and then to his superior officer, and then even to his superior officer! I will report it all the way up, until it comes back to me! And if I ever... report it to myself... [Growls] Are you going to be in trouble.
[The two Gestapo men hurry for the door and leave.]
They have gone!
They did? Why did you let them go?!
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