[Backscheider, distrustful of 'Derkin', has bugged the hotel room phone]
Derkin here.
[As Himmler] My dear Derkin! This is Heinrich Himmler, how are you?
[In another room, the Gestapo men stiffen in fear; as Reichsführer-SS, Himmler was one of the most feared men in Nazi Germany]
Oh, fine, just fine. You enjoyed the caviar? Oh, I'm glad. Hey, I was able to get a special deal for you- about three tons. Ah, we can talk about that when you get here.
Yes... I will be arriving tomorrow morning, about 10. By fighter plane. Don't trust my pilot. Ja, there has been too many 'accidents' on our transports.
Inhuman! I'll meet you at the airport, about 10. Oh, and, uh, about Colonel Backscheider...
What about him?
Oh, I put my foot in it. I mentioned you were coming to Paris, but I didn't tell him when.
Tell him nothing! If he has one single ounce of brains- which I doubt- he will find out that I'm coming in. Und be at the airport with his entire staff lined up in review. And if not- eh! One more bungler down the well.
Oh, I'm really sure he'll be there. I'll meet you at the airport tomorrow. Oh, and thanks for the call, Heinrich.
[In another room, Backscheider puts down the listening device's headphones]
He called him Heinrich!
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