[At Gestapo headquarters, Antonovitch, a White Russian acting as Himmler, is touring the cells; on Backscheider's orders, Müller is trying to stall for time]
Herr Reichsführer, if we only wait until Colonel Backscheider gets back...
He is on the way?
Oh, yes, sir!
Well, hurry!
[As the group passes by Klink's cell, Klink addresses Müller and spots Hogan, who quickly moves out of sight]
Oh, Captain Müller, excuse me... Colonel Hogan? I thought I saw Colonel Hogan.
[Antonovitch is now standing directly in front of Klink's cell]
Do I look like a 'Colonel Hogan'?
Oh, no, sir! Not at all! It's just that since I've been to Paris, I seem to only see and hear... [Laughs nervously, then looks to Müller] This wouldn't be Reichsführer Himmler! [Looks back to 'Himmler', suddenly very nervous] Would it?
Who is this man?
Ex-Commandant Klink, your excellency, from Stalag 13. Suspected of complicity in the Tiger matter.
Your excellency, I am completely innocent! All I've done- with the exception of some harmless delusions- all I've done is come to Paris on my seven-day leave and never had such misery, sir. Never.
When is your leave up?
Tomorrow, sir!
[To Müller] Let him out.
Oh, thank you, sir! Your reputation for generosity and fairness-
Let him out?!
Tomorrow.
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