Hogan, I was wondering if you were aware of the fact that this is a prison camp.
[Laughing] Well, if it isn't, you're wasting a lotta guards and barbed wire fences!
[Visibly annoyed] That's very amusing. Ha ha ha!
Nothing like a good laugh, is there, sir?
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