Teacher
OK class, you have three apples and then you pick two more. What do ya have?
Charity Bazaar
A bunch of stuff.
Teacher
Uh, close enough. Ok, what do you have if I take away three?
Charity Bazaar
Not so much stuff.
Teacher
Uh, close enough.
Father Time
In 1489, the plus and minus signs first came into use.
Charity Bazaar
[holding up a paper graded with an F-] You know, I wish I could go back to the good old days.
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