Chit Chatterson, Ivan Vasilyevich (Froggo) and others in “The Terrible Tudors”

Listen, Ive, now that you're tsar, you need to add a "the" to your name.

Huh?

You know, like Attila the Hun, William the Conqueror? I've got a list of suggestions for you, compiled by our oppreresive despot search department!

Go on.

OK, how about Ivan the Icky?

WHAT?! No!

I agree, very bad. OK, here's a good one - Ivan the Disagreeable! I like that one. It says you're mean but you can still be reasoned with.

Absolutely not!

Ivan the Finicky?

No!

Ivan the Colicky?

No!

Okay let's see, what else, what else? Ah! Ooh, this is you! You're gonna love this one, Ivey baby - Ivan the Naughty!

GET OUT! GET OUT! Aaaaaaah!

Ivan, you're terrible!

That's it!

Faboo! I knew we could work something out, Ivan, the Terrible! Can I just call you "Bl" for short?

NO! [kicks Chit out] Guards, off with his head!