We have a new design that just came in! We call it, Leader of the Wolfpack! [reveals a figurehead of a puppy] Whaddaya think?
I think you're deranged.
Whaat?!
It's a puppy!
No, it's a wol-uf! Howling at the moon! AH-OOOOOH!
It's a newborn puppy who's just done a naughty! Look, I don't think you're grasping the concept here. I want to soar over the waves with a ferocious figurehead on my ship!
Soar, yes! How about a hawk, vicious, sweeping down for the kill?
Now you're talking!
There ya go! [reveals a figurehead of a butterfly]
Hmm. Doesn't exactly resemble a hawk, does it?
Sure that's a hawk all right, streaking through the sky! HAWWK! HAWWK!
Don't hawks have sharp talons, you know, CLAWS?
Not always.
I think they do!
They trim their claws!
What?!
For special occasions, they trim them!
No they don't!
Sure, for formal occasions!
Oh stop! It's not a hawk at all!
Yes it is!
It's a butterfly!
No!
Yes, a pretty butterfly, fluttering across the water!
Hmm, hmm... I don't see it.
There's nothing scary here at all, is there?
Well...
It's like all your ship's figureheads are being designed by a three-year-old!
Oh, that's just not true!
No! Actually, I don't think he's over twelve months. [camera pans to reveal Big Fat Baby designing figureheads]
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