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Hill Street Blues Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[as Fay walks by] It's you! 4000 BC, the Princess Zuma, daughter of Theluminkis, whose likeness graces the wall of the Great Temple at Amar.

Excuse me?

[holds her hand] The lips, the eyes, the regal slope of the nose. The sheer overwhelming majesty of your beauty. They taunted you. A woman of uncommon intelligence, a free spirit. They did not understand your sensitivity or the fiery compassion that raged within you. You vowed you would return and now you're back, oh Princess of the Night.

Umm, could you let go of my hand? I think you have the wrong person.

[looking closer] You're right. The lights are bad in here. My mistake.

These people have about as much appreciation for small arms weaponry as a Marseilles pimp!

What have we here? [picks up a switchblade that the gang member dropped] Why, it's a Caribbean toothpick!

SMr. Sosa

Get out of here.

Not this time, Mr. Sosa. Your sweaty little reign of terror is over.

Change overtakes us all, Mick. And it can crop up anywhere. As for me personally, it was first apparent in matters of a sexual nature.

Testosterone peaks and then starts diminishing. Many are out.

Oh, sure, I was troubled the first few times it happened, but...

Grace, I know you see in me some blue-clad symbol of male sensuality, but beneath this gabardine exterior beats the heart of a simple man with strong domestic desires. Grace, I have to know once and for all. In the twilight years, when the blaze has been reduced to embers, will we still be together? Semper fidelities at my side?

Philip Freemason Esterhaus, are you asking what I think you're asking?

Oh, that's a good question. I mean, I...

What's a precinct captain's ex-wife have to do to get arrested around here, jaywalk in the nude?

[to the man who puts his arm around him in the theater] Move it or lose it at the elbow.

MMan

I could take you out to lunch.

[pulls out his badge] I could take you to jail, dog breath.

Alright, are there any more questions?

SShamrock

Yeah, I got a question. Are you some kind of a queen?

[to Furillo] Just say the word, Frank. Twenty paddy wagons and a little tear gas and I'll accomplish more urban renewal in one hour than the feds have managed in a decade.

Now be reminded that in springtime, a young man's fancy turns to robbery, rape, and aggravated assault.

Now, what is so funny about this?

[while laughing] The whole thing. I'm sorry cowboy, but it's just so funny. Your old man sitting in that alley in his hospital greens with no shoes and Dogbreath Belker offering him a bite of his sandwich.

[also laughing] If he wasn't dead already, Belker's breath woulda killed him. [laughing heartily] You know what? That's the first decent laugh that damn old man ever gave me.

SASister Agnes

I saw the things they did to her body. It will be a hard memory to live with, but I know Sister Anna has already forgiven them.

I wish I could.

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