Hey Arnold! · Season 1
[After falling in the swimming hole]
Lulu, are you okay?
I'm oh-so-certain that I'm just fine. [sultrily] But I'd be a lot better if you'd agree to meet me later, for an ever-so-private swim...
Excuse me?
Perhaps around 8:30, when Arnie's asleep?
[Lulu tries to kiss Arnold]
Lulu, what are you doing?!
I'm certain that I'm trying to kiss you.
Kiss me?! But you're Arnie's girlfriend! And we're nine!
Oh most luminous orb in indigo sky, looketh you upon my ideal guy. Oh all-knowing lunar sphere taunting from above, whilst thou never guide me to my one true love- [is cut off by Arnold tripping over her]
[smiles instantly] Hi.
Hello.
Do I know you?
I don't think so.
I've never met anyone like you, Hilda, and I really like you a lot.
I need chocolate, where's the chocolate, I gotta have chocolate...
Whoa! Chocolate Boy doesn't want chocolate? Pinch me, I'm dreaming. [Wolfgang pushes Edmund to the ground]
[Chocolate Boy knocks on Arnold's front door, and Arnold opens it]
Arnold, I need your help. I need to get enough chocolate, no more chocolate.
You realize, Chocolate Boy, that we've had this conversation once before.
I know, but I'm serious this time. I need to get enough chocolate. I mean, dancing for malted milk balls and digging in dumpsters. I'm like a clown, a chocolate clown. Will you help me, please?
Well... You didn't bet Wolfgang, did you?
So it sounds like the reason you eat chocolate is because you miss your nanny.
Yes! Yes! I miss my nanny. I miss my nanny.
It's okay that you miss your nanny. But eating chocolate is not going to bring her back.
I know. I know.
She told you to be good and to be happy. What would your nanny think if she saw you now, eating chocolate out of dumpsters? And dancing for malted milk balls?
She wouldn't like it, 'cuz I'm not being good and I'm not happy.
I done went and sat on my hot sauce and now I gots hot pants!
[Pretending to be a hobo, he gets asked if he's seen Harold, Stinky, and Sid] No sir, and we don't know nothing about some police station!
We can't go to the authorities, we blew up the authorities!
I like to work in the restaurant.
I'm telling you, we could pull this off.
I suppose I could be Mrs. Hyunh for just one night.
And I'll be his brother, Edwin. Arnold will be his son, Grandpa will be his father.
[coming in from the kitchen] And I'll be Mary, Queen of Scots!
Pookie, you just stay out of the way.
Who are you?
Why, I'm Mr. Hyunh's sister. And I'm also Mary, Queen of Scots. cackles
[laughs] That was the best one yet!
Whillikers, Harold, I reckon you beat everyone in the whole dang school.
You are the Champion Arm Wrestler of P.S. 118 — the king.
That's right, I am the king! [laughs]
I suppose now you'll be signing up for the Citywide Arm-Wrestling Tournament.
Yeah, why not?
Hello, Harold.
Oh, uh, hey, Patty.
What's all the excitement?
Well, it kind of looks like I'm gonna be entering the Citywide Arm-Wrestling Tournament.
You mean the one next Saturday?
Yep, that's the one.
[Patty laughs]
What's so funny?
Nothing. It's just that, well, I'm thinking of entering, too.
Well, I'll be danged. An arm-wrestling couple.
Why don't you wrestle each other right now?
[everybody chatters excitedly]
Sure, why not? Heck, I could use the practice.
[Patty rolls up her right sleeve as she and Harold start to arm-wrestle]
On three. One, two, three!
[everybody gasps]
Harold got beat.
By Big Patty.
And she's a girl.
What a wuss.
[all laughing. Harold's eyes fill with tears and he runs away]
Harold, wait.
[Harold is nowhere to be seen]
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