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Hey Arnold! Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

MMarty

Woo! Arnold! Man! Did anybody ever tell you you look like some kind of sun bronzed Greek god these days?

Hey, Stoop Kid, are you gonna cry for your mommy? [laughs]

SKStoop Kid

Hey, come back here, you fatboy!

PPeople

Stoop Kid's afraid to leave his stoop! Stoop Kid's afraid to leave his stoop!

SHSinging Harold

Helga's not a girl, Helga's not a girl! [Boys repeat Harold singing "Helga's Not a Girl"]

That's it, you're dead. [Harold screams]

You know what, Gerald?

[The sudden crash is heard]

Not girl enough, humph, what a bunch of crap, I am too a girl, I'm pretty, I'm feminine, I'm delicate.

[Helga bumps into someone who's a man]

MMan

Oh, excuse me, young man.

I'm a GIRL!

CCashier

Yeah, um, how much is this magazine to make ugly girls look pretty?

I just saw Helga on her way to Rhonda's party and she was all dolled up like a girl!

You're right, Rhonda, I'm not like rest of you, I'm not wearing a mask, I mean, look at us, tin foil in our hair, glop on our faces, high-heeled shoes? Why are we wearing them? We're already taller than the boys!

[The sudden crash was heard.]

Did you hear something?

[Kids scream]

The horror, the horror!

[to Harold] Come back here, you big chicken! [Girls laugh evilly at Harold.]

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