Never get old, Arnold, never get old!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
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[to Stella and Miles] I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. — [Pookie interrupts the story with a belch]
Pookey, I got a roll of tape, and I'm not afraid to use it!
[Arnold is sitting outside overlooking the journal when he sees what appears to be two pages folded together. When he unfolds them, it turns out to be a map.]
[gasps] A map!? It must be the same route my parents took on their last trip to the jungle! [excitedly runs back inside] Grandma! Grandpa! You have to see this! I found a map!
Arnold, are you thinking what I think you're thinking?
I don't know. What do you think I'm thinking?
[to Arnold] You're the nicest boy ever!
[imitating] Arnold, you're the nicest boy ever! See you tomorrow, Romeo!
Where are you going?
Nowhere.
What are you doing there?
Nothing.
Can I come?
No!
We're going somewhere to do something.
But you just said you're going nowhere to do nothing!
Hey, you guys, where're you going?
Nowhere.
Can I come?
No.
But you always say that! You never let me come along!
SSid
Gerald, why don't we let her come along?
I like you, Sid. You're the nicest boy ever.
What the heck is "Eugene Eugene," Eugene?
LMr. Leichliter
The role of Betty will be done by Lila Sawyer, and the part of Lawrence goes to Arnold... hmmm, I can't even read my own handwriting.
[passing the graveyard] Look, fellers. We're passing the bone-yard.
Hurry up, you guys! This place is gives me the creeps! It's full of dead people!
Well, you might as well get used to it, on the count of we'll probably all be buried here someday.
Okay maybe, but that won't happen for a long, long time. Right?
[talking about the Ghost Bride] The Ghost Bride will get you and hack you up, just like her sister and her former intended!
[reading headstone] "Here lies Cynthia Snell. She lived her life and went straight to..." I can't read the rest.
But we have to do something, we can't just stay in here forever.
Sure we can, these guys did. [points at two dead corpses]
But they're dead.
SSid
What's your point?
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