Shut up! I felt bad about how the way old Frog-Face was treating you so I saved your ass! I thought, maybe we could be friends and bond over our mutual hatred for France but uh-uh!
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You didn’t wanna be friends with me!!! You just wanted to tell me what to tell you what to do and you didn’t know what to do anyway! I think that’s total bollocks!
I give up!!! Please don’t hit me!! Because I’m delicate and I bruise like a summer peach!!! And I think your hair is really cool….!! Uh…
Hahahahahahahahaha… hahahahahahahaha…
That’s Busby’s chair…!
It’s a chair that’s been cursed…!
Correct. Does anyone here have the courage to sit down in this accursed chair?
Ah, comfy!
No! What the hell are you doing?! It’s not supposed to be YOU!!! Get out of there RIGHT NOW!!!!!
It’s Germany’s secret military journal!
Perfecto! We should do that thing!
That thing?
Which is what?
Persistent bastards!
*hyperventilating*
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