Hetalia - Axis Powers Season 1 quotes

How absurd!!! I mean… everyone knows that British food is far superior to that French slob!

Check it out, yo! How kickass is my new fighter plane of doom? Dude! It blowin’ your mind yet or what?

(big sigh) I don’t get it. Why did you call me all the way out here just to look at a silly airplane? (^ω^) *chuckle* (^ω^) It’s just ~(^ω^) Stupid (^ω^)~ I could never have come up with the same design. I think it’s ~(^ω^) Stupid (^ω^)~ Very unique. Haha.

Hey, thanks man! It was actually created to help me beat the holy hell out of you, so I’m glad you think it’s top!

Wha…!!

Scuse me. But wasn’t that information supposed to stay a secret?

It sure was!

Busby’s chair. Long ago, Thomas Busby viscously beat a man to death for sitting in this, his favorite chair. After being convicted of murder, he reportedly cursed the chair on his way to the gallows. He swore anyone who sat in his chair would suffer the same fate he was about to face. It is said… the chair is responsible for sending over 60 people to their deaths! I’ve got it now! I’ll switch America’s chair with Busby’s during the meeting! America won’t be able to jive talk his way out of this one! Hahaha! I can’t believe I didn’t think of cursing him like this sooner! Hehehehe… eheheheheheh......ah?!

Oh! Доброе утро, (Dobroye utro) Britain! You’re here kind of early today, aren’t you? *the chair explodes*

Ah…!!! Eugh……… Busby’s chair… anyone who sits in this chair will be cursed with a quick and often painful death. Except, apparently, for Russia…

Uh….. am I Catholic… or Protestant…? God, I don’t know…!

Scuse me. Is he ok?

He always gets like this when he starts drinking-

You don’t know me! I’m the United Bloody Kingdom and I can hold my liquor better than you any day!

Dude, calm down!