Hetalia - Axis Powers quotes

Hey, it's England!

The British are after Rome!

It's the British troops! They're gonna pull our souls out of our asses!

Germany! Germany! This is the upgraded Carro Armato! Isn't it cool?! The artillery gun is positioned in the usual place, too!

Germany

That's not something to brag about!

Now, I'm going to show you how amazing this tank is, so watch carefully, okay?!

Germany

O-Okay. Be careful.

Every time they fired a shot, it got filled with smoke and caused all sorts of problems for those inside, so in the end, they often left it open.

The Earth, she's a big blue ball buster who takes no crap from anyone, so like me. She's home to the W Academy, a unique school, where the countries of the world hone their mutant pow- hmph- I mean, live the student life.

Germany

Alright! The focus of our next issue is clubs!

Awww... But blunt forced trauma is such a downer, Germany. I think we should write about pasta or girls! Yeah!

Germany

I don't mean the weapons, idiot, I mean the student organizations.

It was an honest mistake!

Japan

Please, do not fight. Let me mollify you with empty carbohydrates.

Carbohydrates! So yum!