Hetalia - Axis Powers quotes

Japan

はい, (Hai) I agree.

Say whaaaat?

Germany

The verdammt allies.

Hahahaha! Listen to me and my total hero voice, guys! China! I choose you!

China

Aiyah!

Uhh ohh... oh no!!! Please don't hit me!!!! Or at least not in the face!!!!! I paid a ton of money to get that hook out of my nose...!! I mean it’s practically a work of art!! You wouldn't have a (something), would you?

Great, we caught 'em all!

Stop walkiiiiing! White flag, seeeee?! White flag! White flag!! Ah!

♪Listen as I tell you what hell would be! To begin with, all the cooks would be British! The policemen would all be German! And the engineering would fall to the French! Your lover would unfortunately... be Swiss! And the bankers would be from... Italy! ♪ Yahoo!

...Grandpa Rome!

Germany

They're back again.

Hahahahahaha! Yeah, so we were interrupted by a dude/chick singing, but we’re not gonna fail this time! China! I choose you!

PLEASE don't hit me! Or at least not in the balls; I mean they just dropped and they're very sensitive!! Uh!

♪ Listen now as I tell you what heaven would be! All the cooks would be the French! The policemen would all be British, obviously! Engineers would be German! The bankers would be from Switzerland! ♪ And of course your lover would naturally be Italian! Yahoo!

I’m right here… I wonder if they’ll pay attention if I make some noise... one day they’ll notice me…