How long for the risotto and pasta?
Plating up the pasta right now.
How's your risotto?
I'm going. I'm going.
Where's the risotto?
Right here chef.
Carol!
Yes, chef!
[tastes the risotto then spits it out] Taste that rice, taste the rice. It's like mush! Show me the rice.
Right here.
Oh, my God! It's overcooked! It's like mush! Who cooked the rice?
[flashback to when J cooked the rice for both teams, pouring two boxes into one pan]
The blue team.
The blue team? What? [goes over to the blue kitchen] Oh, come here you, all of you! Who cooked this rice?
I did, chef.
Look at it, J! How can you do that, J? [hurls the rice in the trash] J! For both teams?
Yes, chef.
Aw, fucking hell. Oh, come on. You can't do this!
(interview) The risotto was mushy, clumpy and nasty, and it definitely was not a good way to start the evening.
It's mush! Did you cook it all in the same pan?
Yes, chef.
Oh, fuck me. Oh, come on, fuck off J.
I'll get a pot on, chef. (interview) That pissed off Chef Ramsay, and I really didn't need that, because he's been riding me hard the past couple of days.
(to Jean-Philippe) Jean-Philippe, stop the risotto, yeah? (to J) J! I can't believe you just screwed the service in both kitchens!
(interview) J, you're my friend and I like you a lot, but today, you fucking suck, man.
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