“Episode Nine” quotes from Hell's Kitchen

Hey, pedicure, manicure! How long?

I am waiting for Susan!

No, you fucked you! She's (Susan) slicing the prime rib! And you just stopped the whole fucking kitchen. (calls the Red team to the pass) All of you! (calls Susan in the dining room) SUSAN!

Yes, chef?

COME HERE, YOU!

(interview) I know everyone keeps saying, "Jacqueline is an amazing chef, she's so strong." (to Gordon) Yes, chef?

You just stopped sending entrées, (to Susan) did you tell her (Jacqueline) to stop?

No.

Oh, really?!

(interview) But if you can't perform with the lights turned on, then it's worthless.

We are now stopped being serving meat that we're dying for. (to Jacqueline) Have you heard of anything so fucking stupid?!

No.

The less you give me your best, go home! OVER!

Yes, chef.

Get it together. Have a little meeting.

I know what table is next. If I need to rush, I could rush.

Okay.

HURRY UP!!

Yes, chef!

Let's go, guys.

They're fucking raw. Fuck off. (to the Blue team) Hey, raw New York!

Oh, fuck me. (interview) Oh, my God. He just can't catch a break.

(to Ray) Come here, you. Just fucking come here! Who cooked it?

I---.

ANSWER!!!

I did, chef. I cooked it. I'll take it. I did, chef.

This is where it goes so fucking badly! It's not even red in there!

I understand, chef.

Two of you on the section! [knocks his hand on the workstation] Do you have any fight left?!

Michael, make another one!

I'm going to cook. I'm going to cook.

(interview) Ray, Michael. Pull your heads out of your asses and cook the fucking meat!

Here, I got the fucking New York strip, okay?

I got it on.

Don't rush the steaks.

(interview) Ray, please stop talking. Let me fucking cook the meat. I got it.

How long for that New York strip?

Three and a half, chef.

Oh, fuck! Take the table back. Oh, fuck me. (gives the tray of entrées to Ray) Ray, hey. Fuck off. Take that. Take it. A fucking joke!

Raw, raw, fucking raw. [returns to the workstation] Oh, fucking hell!

Fuck my life!

Raw filet! The easiest to cook, the most glamourous, the most in demand, cold and raw!

(interview) Jacqueline says it's good, I trusted her, and they're raw.

Raw in the middle! Hey, Amanda! It's not sushi night, it's steak night!

Yes, chef!

It's raw now. Now they're taking the piss. (returns to the workstation and repeatedly knocks it) What is it for the second fucking time?!

It's fucking raw, chef.

That's right! It's fucking raw!! (throws a filet on the workstation)

I have two more in the oven.

(points to Amanda, Jacqueline, Nedra and Cyndi) You, you, you, you! FUCK OFF, ALL FOUR OF YOU! GET OUT! GET OUT!!