“Episode Five” quotes from Hell's Kitchen

Hey, hello!

I've cut them right now, chef.

(gets Nedra's plate of eggs benedict) Stop Nedra, stop. [brings the eggs benedict to the workstation] Stop! LADIES! (gets a piece of muffin) Look, soggy. (to Nedra) Why are using the soggy ones when you've got toasted behind you?

Yes, chef.

No, not "Yes, chef!" Why are you using the soggy ones?!

I didn't know the were soggy, chef.

Visually you don't know that's not toasted?

I didn't see it when they went down chef. But I have another one coming. [Gordon throws the muffin away on the plate]

Let's go, guys. Let's bounce back.

Hey, all of you, come here! ALL OF YOU!

Yes, chef?

Some disgusting pig brought me the sample scrambled eggs. The sample scrambled eggs that I cooked an hour ago. [flashback to where Sous-chef Andi telling both teams to study the sample plates] These guests, they save lives on a daily basis and you want to serve that? JEREMY, DAN! YOU'LL FUCKING KILL SOMEONE WITH THAT!! (tosses the plate on the workstation)

It's early morning and Hell's Kitchen has opened its doors to serve breakfast to a group of much-deserving doctors, nurses and ENTs.

(to Jeremy) You pick that motherfucker up.

Take that garnish back.

Work it again! Let's go!

Fuck off, guys.

(calls the Blue team) All of you, come here! Taste that. I want you to taste that scrambled egg! Taste it!

Some seasoning, guys! Little salt and pepper!

Who made that?

I did, chef. I put salt and pepper in chef.

You-- [throws his spoon away on the workstation] I mean, SERIOUSLY?! THEY'RE PARAMEDICS!

I got them, chef.

I think you need a doctor right now! [knocks his hand on the workstation]

Two more salmon coming right up.