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Hell's Kitchen · Season 9, Episode 5

“Episode Five” quotes from Hell's Kitchen

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“Episode Five” · Season 9, Episode 5

In this episode: Gordon (9), Krupa (3), Paul Niedermann (2), Elise (2), Will (2), Tommy (2), Gina Melcher (2), Monterray (2)

Who made this? Who made that risotto? The risotto's like soup. [returns to the workstation and pours the risotto into another pan] Krupa! The risotto is like soup. Soup, soup, soup, fucking soup!

(interview) Soupy risotto, what the fuck was wrong with me?

Come on, Krupa! I know you don't know the difference between veal and beef, but you must know the difference between soup and risotto!

[Prepares another risotto] Yes, chef. (interview) This sucks. I am better than this. [Brings risotto to the pass] Risotto.

[Checks the risotto] Krupa, cooked perfectly! [Krupa smiles while cooking another food] [to Andi] Okay, let's go. Service.

One fucked-up risotto after that no more.

[While Blue Team starts for the entrée, Jonathon suddenly forgets the side dish for each entrée so he asks Paul for help and Paul takes over the garnish section while explaining it to Jonathon]

[Sees Paul at the garnish section] Jonathon.

Yes, chef.

Why is Paul taking over the garnish?

He's helping me out, chef.

Helping you out or doing it?

I've a little bit- I'm having a little bit of trouble!

Oh, come on! (to Paul) Paul.

Yes, chef?

Come here, you.

[Approaches Gordon] Yes, chef!

"Help him out" has a big difference, but actually "taking over" I'm not going to let.

Yes, chef.

Do you understand?

Yes, chef! [returns to his previous section]

(to Jonathon) Will the garnish be ready, Jonathon?

Yes chef, it'll be ready!

Look at me, because if it's not, you can fuck off!

I'll have it ready, chef!

How long, Gina? [Gina doesn't respond] Talk to your team!

I'm re–I'm ready.

Can you slow it down? I need about a minute and a half on my pasta.

I'm good to go.

Slow it down a little bit. (interview) Gina seemed to be in a rush to try to get things done, but the pasta wasn't ready, so I kept on pushing it back and pushing it back.

I'm walking with the scallops.

Oh, are you? Everybody else ready?

Hold on. Hold, 15 seconds!

[walks to the pass while Krupa continues cooking pasta] Walking with my scallops!

Oh, fuck me.

(interview) It's frustrating that she's not listening to me. She was focused on the task that she was doing, but there was no communication.

Let's go, spaghetti!

Lobster spaghetti coming right now, chef.

You're not—you're not even working as a team yet. Hurry up, Krupa.

[brings the lobster spaghetti to the pass] Chef, lobster spaghetti.

[Gordon tastes the lobster spaghetti brought up by Krupa]

Undercooked! [spits the spaghetti on his napkin] Fuck me. [returns to the workstation and throws his tongs away] Krupa! Taste that! Hurry up! [Krupa tastes the spaghetti] RAW!

I'll give you another one, chef. (interview) Gina definitely screwed me over - timing-wise - and I had no choice but to take it up like that and then take the blame for it.

Gina! Krupa! All I'm begging for is communication! Get it together! Start the table again!

[Gordon checks on lobster spaghetti brought up by Krupa]

Oh, my God! I'm so pissed off. I can't take it anymore. (returns to the workstation and throws tongs away) ALL OF YOU, COME HERE! AT MY FUCKING SIDE! [knocks his hand on the workstation] (to Elise) What's wrong with that?

It looks like shit.

There's no pasta! It looks like baby food out of a fucking tin! (to Krupa) IT'S DISGUSTING!! [slams the pan down]

Sorry, chef.

From a soupy risotto to fucking spaghetti drowned in sauce!

(interview) Right now, appetizers is sinking the whole ship.

(to Krupa) Hey, you, you! Fuck off upstairs! GET OUT! I can't bear to look at you anymore! GET OUT!

Two cod, one lobster, one wellington!

Yes, chef.

(to Tommy) Three and half minutes, yes? On the two cod? The wellington? [Tommy doesn't respond]

Tommy!

Tommy, how long on the cod? You're driving!

TOMMY!

(interview) Tommy doesn't talk. He shuts down, he gets real quiet! And then he doesn't talk to Chef, and that's a sign of disrespect to Chef, so Chef gets even madder at him! (to Tommy) Tommy, how long?!

Tommy, you're keeping us all fucking waiting now!

I'm just going, chef. It's coming, I promise.

Yeah, then give me a fucking time!

Two minutes, yes?

No, give me five!

Oh, fucking hell.

I gotta redo that cod. (to Will) Can't put that out, right?

Fuck, man!

(to Monterray) Yeah, push it back. Five on that cod, guys. Five on that two cod. (interview) I'm being a leader for myself in Hell's Kitchen right now. I'm making sure things leaving my hands are perfect, and that's how I'll be noted.

Monterray! Hey, bozo! How can you keep on reheating your meat before it's overcooked?!

It's not, chef!

You don't know how to fucking do it!

It won't be, chef! It won't be!

Cod, sea bass, wellington, (New York) strip! I HOPE IT'S WORKING!

These are up for the cod. Can we plate this?

(to Monterray) Wellington!

[cuts into the wellington] Oh, my fucking God! [both halves of the wellington are raw in the center] Will, take a look at this. I don't think that's gonna pass.

If you don't think that's right, you need to let them know now.

Guys, I don't think it's right! Pull back!

Oh, fuck off! [slams spoon on workstation] Fuck off! (to Monterray) Come here, you!

That was me, chef.

I sent you four minutes ago! How can you continue cooking a wellington?!

I had two, chef. One was over and I still had one to send with the others, chef. And the other one was overcooked as well.

So they're both overcooked? [points at Tommy] You! Come here, you!

Yes, chef.

Last table was the cod, overcooked. Now it's the wellington. Let me communicate to both of you! FUCK OFF OUT OF HERE!! Get out of here, both of you! PISS OFF! Get upstairs and fucking sit and high-five each other! GET OUT, TOMMY!

[The Red Team is waiting for the sea bass but still suffers communication problem between Gina and Elise]

[walks to the pass with sea bass] It's hot, chef. Very hot.

Oh, stop - fuck off, will you? [separates the sea bass, sees that it's raw] Aaaahhhh. [returns to the workstation] All of you! Come here! Raw bass! [points at the bass] RAW, fucking bass!

(interview) Oh, my God. Like here it comes.

Anything to say now?!

No, chef.

Nothing at all? Anything to say?! Anybody? FUCK OFF! [smashes the bass as it splatters around the Red Team] (to Gina and Elise) Both of you, fuck off upstairs!

[After completing the dinner service, both Red Team and Blue Team gather in the Blue Kitchen with Chef Ramsay at the front]

I've had enough! I am so pissed off, 'cause I can't see a leader anywhere! NO INSPIRATION! NO COMMUNICATION! ZERO! (to Red Team) YOU'RE GOING BACKWARDS!! Winning team? No such thing. Both the Blue team and Red team, get upstairs and come up with two individuals for each team that could really make your team stronger - by getting the hell out of here. (Brief pause) Fuck off!

They say good things come in small packages. But unfortunately in Gina's case, her talent matched her size: Tiny.

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