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Now dig in to the grinds, and tell me what you think, please.
[takes a bite of the jambalaya] Jambalaya has got some kick. [looks at Steve] Try it.
[Steve takes a shrimp and nearly chokes due to its spiciness]
You got a cast-iron stomach that should be weaponized. [to Kamekona] You got any water in there?
Sparkling or flat?
Seriously, I can't breathe right now.
[looks at a life-sized whale hanging from the ceiling of the museum] It's amazing. I mean, one day you are the king of the ocean, right? The next thing you know, you're hanging from the ceiling in a museum and children are looking at your private parts.
Yep, kind of puts things in perspective.
[Steve catches on to Danny about Dr Gabrielle Asano]
I don't want a relationship.
Coffee is not a relationship, it's a beverage.
Not true, every relationship has started with a cup of coffee. Then it's dinner and a movie, okay? Next thing you know, you're divorced, you're moving to Hawaii so you can see your daughter every other weekend.
You need to talk to someone professionally.
Danny I do. You. And now the session's over.
[Kono sees Chin again after being confronted over using his HPD database account to see her Internal Affairs case file]
Chin, I'm really not up for a lecture right now.
Good, because I'm not here to give you one. I'm here to apologize. Everything you're going through right now I've been through myself. Getting kicked off the force, dealing with disappointment, the frustration, the anger. I remember what that felt like. And I also remember that the only person who stood by me through all of it was you. You're not alone in this, Kono. When you want to talk, I'll be here. [Kono embraces him]
[Steve and Joe join the military in departure honors for Capt Robert Murphy at JFB Pearl Harbor-Hickam, but Steve brings up something with Joe]
You never gave that video to the DOD, did you Joe?
...No.
You know what? I know he was your friend, but he was *my* father. Whatever it is you're trying to protect me from I can handle it. You understand me?
Did you ever think that maybe you're not the only one I'm trying to protect?
What are you talking about?
Risk versus reward, Steve. How much damage are you willing to do to your family - to your family's name - because whatever's on that video, it's not going to bring your father back.
I need to know.
[Kono arrives home to see a pickup on the front lawn - Malia's]
[sees Malia but obviously not in the mood to talk] It's not a good time for me, Malia.
That's what I hear.
What's that supposed to mean?
Can I come in? [both women enter house] Kono, I know things have been weird between us since Chin and I broke up, and I'm I'm sorry about that, but this is important. Chin is worried about you.
Wait. So, what, are are you and Chin back together?
Well, um, uh I don't know. Maybe.
Wow. How'd you manage that?
Do you remember when you were in high school and Chin and I used to drive you all around the Island to those surf competitions? The NSSA's. Chin was so proud of you. I mean, that's how I knew he was serious about me- because he wanted to share how proud he was of you. I don't expect you to understand, Kono, but Chin and me- we have something special.
Yeah. Where was that something special when he lost his badge?
[irked at what she said] Kono. Right now?
Okay. Look, as much as I would love to continue this conversation, I can't. I got to run.
Kono...
[opens door to see her off] And the next time you're looking to score points with Chin, leave me out of it.
What are the perks of being a cop? The pay sucks, the hours suck. Sometimes I get...No no not sometimes, all the time, I get shot at all the time.
What are you talking about? You never get...you hardly every get shot at.
Is that a joke? Are you making a joke?
Ok when's the last time you got clipped?
You're not a funny person. Are you trying to be funny? You're not, ok. Here's my point alright, living practically rent-free in some rich guy's guest house seems to me like a nice perk for keeping the world a safe place.
You homeless now? Why don't you try decorating? Why don't you get some doilies for the tables, flowers for the table.
Patience isn't my strong suit.
You're a lot like Steve, you know that?
Am I?
Mm-hmm.
What's his deal anyway?
What do you mean, what's his deal?
Oh, I don't know. I mean, he's I mean, he's kind of hard to get a read on, you know, uh, except for the you know, the daddy issues.
[Having seen Capt. Fryer try to get Kono out of the Five-0 interrogation to save Trisha Joyner, Chin tries to talk to her]
If he gets to her first, she's dead. I have to go back.
No! You're already in too deep and it's too dangerous!
It's the only way to get to Trisha. Look, I don't like what he did, but I understand why Fryer targeted me.
You don't understand! Do you know who Frank Delano's partner was when he was on the job? Do you know?! It was Fryer!! Delano almost took Fryer down with him when he lost his badge. Don't you get it? Fryer's using you! He's using you to get revenge.
[overhearing Chin] That's true? Delano was your partner? You're going after your ex-partner?
My history with Delano has nothing to do with this.
This isn't about going after bad guys, okay? It's about you getting even, right? Huh? You put Kono's life in danger to settle a personal score. Not just Kono's life, the life of an innocent civilian who's still out there.
And that's exactly why Kono has to go back in. Without her, we've got nothing on Delano and no way to find Trisha Joyner.
There's gotta be another way.
[Danny waves a white towel in front of Steve before he faces Chuck Liddell]
What are you doing?
Getting ready to throw in the towel before you die.
[ignores Danny] Mouth guard.
[grumbles] Mouth guard. [hands Steve his mouth guard] You need a helmet not a mouth guard.
[interrogating a suspect] You know there is no honor amongst thieves. Eventually they will rat on you so why don't you just beat them to the punch. [sees Kelly walking into the interrogation room] You didn't miss anything. This guy's vocabulary is not straying too far from the word "lawyer".
[Steve and Danny are about to question Boriero and notice his car isn't locked.]
Looks like Boriero wasn't worried about theft.
That's one of the benefits of being built like King Kong.
[Danny notices Max cosplaying as Neo at the medical examiner's office]
I came directly to work after a costume party.
Come on, you don't secretly have this thing where you look dressing up like you're in The Matrix.
The two concepts are not mutually exclusive.
[Having seen a big rock hit his Camaro's front windshield after stepping right into the Keiamanu heiau despite warnings from the Five-0 team not to desecrate it, Danny is furious that a bigger rock shattered the rear window]
How does this even happen?
Maybe it's the result of completely dismissing an entire culture's spiritual beliefs.
[Danny moves into a dead victim's apartment with the gang's help]
I wanted to ask you about the pet deposit. You see, my daughter, she wants a dog.
I'm sorry. We have a strict no-pet policy.
What are you talking about? What about the old lady?
What old lady?
The old lady with the big dopey hat and the little dog and she was gardening. She's the one that told me the elevator was bust... which by the way you're gonna fix, right?
Sounds like you're describing Mrs Kakoa.
OK, Mrs Kokoa.
But old Mrs Kakoa died five years ago. She fell down the elevator shaft.
OK, we're all set up.
Emm... yeah, we're gonna leave.
What?
Pack it up. Pack it all up.
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