What kind of a moron would break into a house, try to drug a dog, just to get some pages out of a book?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Can you explain to me again why I'm sitting in the back and the dog is riding shotgun?
I already told you, he needs the window.
Oh, yes, right. How else is he gonna enjoy his tour of Waikiki?
You know, for your information, dogs get carsick.
Really?
Yeah, it's a fact.
Oh, it's a fact?
Yeah.
So, all of a sudden you're a dog expert?
No, not all of a sudden; I've had dogs my entire life.
Really? You didn't have a dog when I met you.
Yeah. Yes, I did, but I lost the dog in the divorce. Rachel got custody of my dog.
What happened to it?
He was old. He died in the quarantine process. Which is another reason why I hate this miserable island.
[The dog howls]
[mutters] Guess that makes two of you.
[to dog] Yeah buddy! [grins to himself] I knew I liked this guy for a reason.
What we need to know from you is who around here poaches animals?
Why are you asking me? I sell shrimp, not baby seals.
[Steve goes downstairs and shuts the television.]
I was watching that.
Through the blanket?
Oh, well, I was listening anyway.
Yeah, I mean, because there's nothing more soothing than the sound of somebody trying to sell you gold coins, right?
You know, I need something to block out the sound of the ocean 'cause the waves keep crashing over and over and over again, Steven.
Some would say it's a relaxing sound, Danny.
Yeah? Some people would. And other people, like myself, would say it's Hawaiian water torture, okay? Two weeks now, I can't take it anymore.
Okay, you know I don't mind you crashing with me till you find your own place, right?
I appreciate that.
Okay, but I can't sleep with the TV on.
I can't sleep with the TV off.
And we discussed that before you moved in.
Yeah, we did. I think I remember that it's McGarrett house rule number 32: No TV after midnight.
I'm sorry the hotel didn't work out for you.
I have become accustomed to doing things a certain way.
Yeah, I know, and your way, your way is completely insane. It's nuts. Who can take a shower in under three minutes?
Have you ever heard of a navy shower, Danny? A navy shower?
No. Where do you think I would have heard of something like a navy shower? I'm not in the navy!
[answers his phone] McGarrett. We're on our way. [to a half-awake Danny] Put your pants on. We're going to work.
[on the phone with Max] Say, Max, uh, is it possible that you're upset with us-- perhaps Danny-- for some reason? [Max hangs up]
Did he just hang up on us?
I think he did. Max? [no answer] Yeah.
Definitely something you did.
[to O'Toole after nailing him on murder charges] Enjoy federal prison. It's really nice this time of year. See you.
I do believe that I found a place.
Really?
Yeah, nice little house for rent right down the street from you.
Forget about it.
Oh, right, rule number 56: No coworkers living on the same block.
[deadpan] Something like that, yeah, just no, put it out of your mind.
[Joe White and the Five-0 crew see Navy LCdr Wade Gutches and SEAL Team IX members join them for the operation to North Korea]
WGWade Gutches
You have room for a few more on this.... What are you calling it?
Humanitarian mission...
GGutches
Righhhhhht.
[The gang sees Buffett's old Huey chopper]
We're going up in that?
Is anyone else terrified?
It can't be that bad. [opens door and sees chickens in the passenger compartment] Ok, now I'm terrified.
[After rescuing Steve, Chin breaks the news to everyone that he and Malia will finally marry at last]
DDanno
Seriously, don't get married. Find a woman that you really hate...
Steve, Joe and Seal Team IX: ...and buy her a house!
[Steve is caught by surprise at Joe White's decision to seek early retirement]
How about you treat me to a shrimp jambalaya and we'll call it even?
You are the only man on the planet who would see jambalaya as even for the end of their career.
GSGovernor Sam Denning
Three days ago, the Five-O task force seized $80 million worth of cocaine being smuggled into Honolulu Harbor on a Colombian fishing vessel.
I see you broke out the formal wear, too, huh?
Dog and pony show– perfect occasion to wear a tie.
I always liked the tie.
Five-O’s courageous actions have made our state a safer place. Five-O acted in cooperation with Customs, DEA and HPD to orchestrate an efficient and coordinated takedown of what appears to be a major player in the global drug trade. We appreciate the help from our law enforcement counterparts and will continue to rely on them as this investigation moves forward. We feel we sent a strong message to the South American cartels. The state of Hawaii will not be used as a way station for illegal narcotic trafficking.
CMs. Christie
Jay, what’s going on?
JKJay Katsu
It’s a car accident.
CMs. Christie
It’s all right, everybody. Just stay in your seats.
KKatsu
[goes down and calls out to people at crash] You guys okay? Anybody hurt?
KKarla
Yeah, you. [shoots him]
CMs. Christie
Jay! Kids, get down! Get down! Just Get Down!
What do we know?
Looks like a kidnapping, right? We got 16 kids, three adults from South Shore Children’s Academy; they were on a field trip. Someone comes, takes the whole bus.
Parents been notified?
Kono’s on her way to the school right now to meet them and prepare them for a ransom call.
Who's the vic, Chin?
CChin
Jay Katsu, driver of the bus. Still waiting on Max, but the cause of death appears to be three gunshots to the chest, close range.
Here’s what I think. All right, guy gets out of the bus to see what’s going on. Comes over here– boom– gets popped by one of the kidnappers.
[notices something odd on cars] Wait a minute.
CChin
What are you thinking?
This accident was staged. Look at this. There’s no skid marks. Neither of the airbags have been deployed. There’s minimal damage.
Now who do these cars belong to?
CChin
Well, HPD ran the plates. Turns out, both vehicles were reported stolen last night.
I just spoke to the witness who called 911. She came on the accident about 20 minutes ago. Driver was already dead.
She see the school bus?
Yeah, she reported seeing one traveling at high speeds, heading south.
CChin
Well, if they reached the H3, they could be anywhere on the island.
All right, we need the cell numbers of all the people on that bus. Pinging their phones is gonna be our best chance of locating them.
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