Deb quotes from Hawaii Five-0

Deb

[to Catherine] You know, Steve has that "tough guy" act down pat but underneath it all he's still that vulnerable little guy who thought he lost his mom and had to grow up too soon. And Mary, she's the only one who really gets that about him because she lived it too. Once I'm gone, they're gonna need each other more than ever, even though they both won't want to admit it. They're like kids.

Aunt Deb

Well, look at you. Let me see. I see a little gray fleck up there. I think it makes you look very distinguished.

Steve

[smiles] Thank you very much.

Deb

[looks down and frowns at the tattoos on Steve's biceps] The tattoos, not so much.

Deb

That's the best you got? The runt of the litter?

Next time, plan ahead.

Deb

Oh thank you for that sage advice.

Steve

Do you wanna tell me what happened?

Deb

[sheepishly] Well...I needed some grass and, uh, how was I supposed to know the guy was a narc [a HPD Narcotics officer]?

Steve

What?

Deb

I wouldn't even be here if it weren't for those fascists at the dispensary. They wouldn't take my card.

Steve

What news?

Aunt Deb

Short version. Leonard popped the question and I said yes. [shows her engagement ring]

Steve

You're engaged?

Deb

Yeah.

Steve

You've been dating for a couple of months. What's the rush?

Deb

[slaps Steve on the arm] Oh, my pragmatic nephew. Never one for romance or the grand gesture. Honey, you know the country western song "Live Like You Were Dying"?

Steve

Yeah.

Deb

Well, makes more sense when you're actually dying.