[notices Danny smiling] What are you smiling about?
DannyWell, taking down a couple corporate scumbags...perfect way to end the day, right?
Yes, sir.
A character in Hawaii Five-0
Played by Scott Caan
Hawaii Five-0 · 427 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Hawaii Five-0: in 235 of its 427 quotes
Most scenes with: Steve McGarrett (167), Kono Kalakaua (16), Chin (14)
[notices Danny smiling] What are you smiling about?
DannyWell, taking down a couple corporate scumbags...perfect way to end the day, right?
Yes, sir.
[Lou Grover is angry that an entrapment operation did not go well]
It's not? You see any money in there? Because I don't! And without that money, my daughter is just as good as dead! [slams door] Aw! [sighs] Oh, God, she's just a baby. I'm-I'm so sorry, Samantha. [walks away and cries]
Danny Williams[comes over to comfort him] Listen to me. A few years ago, uh, this guy that I thought I knew, he took my daughter. And, uh you know, I remember back then thinking I got two choices now. I can, uh, I can shut down, start mourning my daughter, or I could do anything and everything it took to run over whatever stood in my way to get my daughter back.
I can't stop thinking about her. I can't stop thinking about what she must be going through.
DannyRight now you need to put that on hold. If you want to see Samantha, you stay focused on ending this son of a bitch. You understand?
Yeah.
DannyLet's go get this guy.
[Steve and Danny are being interviewed as part of their yearly psychological evaluations.]
DannySo, uh, we have been together for 3 years.
4.
DannySee, this is specifically what I'm talking about.
I was correcting you.
DannyOkay, 4.
Three years, eleven months, three days. Exactly.
DannyYou're done? [Steve gives him a "duh" look.]
Detective Williams asked you a question.
What?
He asked if you were going to allow him to finish his thought.
Who's side are you on?
I don't take sides, Commander. I'm an objective observer. You know the Governor asked me to oversee the annual psychological audit of personnel and I was concerned by what Detective Williams had to say.
Okay, yeah, fine. So we don't agree on a few things but I don't see why that's such a big deal.
Danny[interrupts] "A few things"? A few things?! We don't agree on anything.
You wanna know why you spend so much time in the passenger seat?
Danny[sarcastically] This should be fantastic.
You wanna know?
DannyYeah.
I get carsick if I don't drive. [Danny scoffs and starts laughing] And he laughs.
So five people make up the Five-O Task Force.
Yeah, but we're more than a task force you see. We're ohana.
[Danny looks away wistfully]
Why the look, Detective Williams?
DannyOh, no, no look. I guess I was just agreeing with him. For the first time. [smiles]
I think we're good. [smiles]
Now, you know I can't confirm whether Lieutenant Larkin's on a mission, Commander. What I can tell you is, there have been no security breaches on any of our current ops.
Okay, um, sir, Lieutenant Larkin's daughter was kidnapped just two hours ago, all right? We believe that the mission that he either is or is not on could be the key to getting her back.
That may be so, but I'm telling you, it's got nothing to do with our ops. You're just gonna have to take my word on that.
Yeah, with all due respect, sir, we've, uh we've been down this road before, you and I, and oh, you owe me.
[chuckles] Well, you did save my ass with that Chinese satellite. That much is true.
You're welcome.
But, unfortunately, I've said all I can on this matter.
What about his files? Can you give us access to his files?
I can do that.
Okay. If his daughter's kidnapping has anything to do with his service, there'll be a list of suspects there.
DannyUh, one more thing, I'm sorry-- um, Angela, his wife, uh, has been trying to get in touch with him. Is there any way we could make that happen? That would be nice.
I'm sensitive to the situation, Detective. Truly, I am. And I'm sure as soon as Lieutenant Larkin is available, he'll contact his wife.
Let's go. Thank you.
[Later in the car]
[sighs] We take an oath, Danny.
DannyI understand that. But this is about the guy's family.
You don't think he's got a right to know? Of course he has a right to know, all right? But right now his team needs him focused and ready to lead. You tell him about his daughter, you could put all their lives in danger and compromise the entire mission.
DannyWell, let me tell you something that you don't know, okay? As a parent, when your child is in trouble, you can sense it. You know about it. Like right now, Lieutenant Larkin, he knows that. He doesn't know why, but he knows it. Don't you think that puts him and his team in just as much danger?
DannyDrop the weapon. Drop the weapon, Jason. You got to drop that weapon right now. We know about the accident. We know it wasn't your fault. You got to drop that weapon right now.
Do you have any idea how it feels to lose someone you love? To live with the guilt that it's your fault?
DannyNo, I can't imagine what that must feel like.
No, you can't.
DannyListen, no parent should have to go through what you went through.
What do I have to live for?
DannyListen to me, there's a family out there right now and they want to see their daughter. I know you don't want to put them through the pain of having to bury that kid. I know that's not what you want, right?
[about Thomas Farrow] My money's on him being an MI-6 bad-ass. That's British Secret Intelligence Service.
DannyI know. I've seen James Bond.
Hey, can you guys manage here without me? [Steve glares at him]
Danny[facetiously] No.
Well, you're gonna have to. I have a British source. He's kind of my one-stop-shop for all Brit-related intel. We also watch Doctor Who together.
[In the alternate universe. Danny has shot Victor Hesse' knee to get him to confess, shocking Steve.]
What kind of cop are you?
DannyThe kind of cop that gets things done.
[one of Dr Rennick's assistants talk with Danny and Kono about the potential of a weaponized H5N4 virus]
You do understand that if there's a widespread outbreak of this virus, we'd be looking at a slate wiper.
DannySlate wiper?
From all the projections we've done, a weaponized H5N4 would decimate the population.
Of Oahu?
The world. [they see a computer simulation where Oahu is gradually swamped with red dots indicating cases and the world turns red as well]
Danny[walks into Steve's house] He's dead. He is dead. [walks into kitchen]
Good morning to you, too.
DannyI swear, I think that I am gonna kill this little punk. [sees Steve making coffee] Nice.
Okay. Who we killing?
DannyThis, uh, kid in Grace's math class, his name is 'Apane, and he's been texting her nonstop. Text, text, text, text, text, text.
How do you know he's been texting her?
DannyBecause I bought her a new cellular phone and somehow in the family cloud share plan, whatever you call it, it got mixed up and I'm receiving all of her text messages.
So you've been spying on her.
DannyI'm not spying on my kid. What'd I just say? Number one. Number two, it's called parenting, so you know.
It's also spying.
DannyYou know why you think it's funny? Because you don't understand subtext.
Subtext. They're two kids talking about candy the day before Valentine's Day. Romance is in the air, Danny.
DannyRomance is in the air?
Romance is in the air.
DannyNo, romance is not in the air. You know why? Because she's twelve. There should not be any romance in her airspace, period.
Raising kids is a lot like grilling burgers.
DannyUh-huh.
You can't poke them and prod them too much. All you can do is just watch them closely and be there when the flames jump up.
DannyThat's it! There you go. That's fantastic.
DannySteve?
Yeah?
DannyYou got to hear this. Grover is comparing, uh, raising children to, uh, making hamburgers.
What's the matter with that?
I like it.
DannyYou like it?
I like it.
DannyRight. 'Cause the analogy is free, like, uh, the-the booze is free. The beers are free. Everything is free.
[After saving Amber Vitale from her exhusband Frank Simpson, Danny hears her true story]
I didn't have much of a family as a kid. And when I was 19, I met Frank. And he was older and charming and he was the first man who ever made me feel special. A year later, we were married, and everything changed. He wanted to control every aspect of my life. And when I stood up for myself, he got violent. One night, he, uh, he almost killed me, so I-I left the city and ran as fast and far away as I could. And then I met you.
Danny WilliamsI got lucky, huh? [laughs] Right, babe?
I wouldn't call it lucky.
DannyNo?
No. I-I mean, I was, I was afraid you would think I was damaged goods. That you wouldn't want me with all that baggage.
DannyBaggage? Look, I got, um, I got plenty of baggage my-my-myself, you know? I think between the two of us, we may be able, be able to open up a luggage joint one day, you know?
Yeah.
DannyLook, um I say that-that that part of your life is over with now. You know, it's finished. I mean, we we can start over right now. What do you say? Hmm?
Yeah.
DannyYeah.
Yeah? Be good? I'm Melissa Armstrong.
DannyMelissa Armstrong? [chuckles] Oh Melissa Armstrong, I'm, uh, Danny Williams; nice to meet you.
It's nice to meet you.
Steve McGarrettAlex O'Loughlin · 265 quotes
Kono KalakauaGrace Park · 44 quotes
Lou GroverChi McBride · 43 quotes
Chin Ho KellyDaniel Dae Kim · 30 quotes
CChin29 quotes
Catherine RollinsMichelle Borth · 25 quotes
KamekonaTaylor Wily · 20 quotes
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Jerry OrtegaJorge Garcia · 16 quotes
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DorisChristine Lahti · 7 quotes
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