What's the meaning of this? This is my quiet time.
We're going to have to take you into custody.
Ha ha. That's outrageous. What am I charged with?
Don't have to tell you anymore. Clearly you haven't been reading your Scalia.
“Mufti Trouble” · Season 4
In this episode: Mentok the Mind-Taker (2), Harvey Birdman (1), Peter Potamus (1), Hiram Mightor (1)
You're a genie?
Used to be a genie. I was also a sex worker, a Cossack, and an EST instructor for a summer in Marin. My point? I'm in jail, you idiot! Look, Shazzan has everyone fooled. He's trying to pin it on me.
So, we'll...we'll just go to the judge and tell him your story.
I'm a judge! We don't believe anything!
[from inside bathroom stall] That you, Birdman?
Oh. Hey, regarding the talc situation—YOU'RE OUT OF IT!
AAvenger
Potamus...
Eh?
AAvenger
Did you flush?
Who said that?
AAvenger
I did. Fat-ass.
Meyn Got! Talkin' animal! [recoiling] This ain't riiight! SKEEVIN' ME OUT! [flees bathroom]
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