“Identity Theft” quotes from Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law

Harvey Birdman. Harvey Birdman. Baffacch! Baffacch! Just the latest in a long series of duplication slights. [Cut to a photo shop] First, there was his ridiculous refusal to accept the second set of photo prints.

Want twin shots?

Harvey

One print's fine.

[in a video rental store] Then...

Do you have Double Indemnity?

[pointing to Harvey in line with movie and pouring popcorn into his mouth] That guy's got it.

Then, his dating of not just one, but both of the Doublemint Twins.

Baffacch! Now his final crime, the crime for which I will exact revenge—getting my name wrong. Everyone knows it's Elliott—two L's and two T's. I have two of EVERYTHING, for I am the Deadly Duplicator!

I/we know what you've been up to, Elliott, or should I say "the Deadly Duplicator". Your reproductive days are over!

We'll see about that, Birdman, and Birdman, and Birdman, and Birdman, and Birdman and Birdman.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe, and from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moments lost in time; gone like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die... [He gets shoved into a woodchipper]