Um I'm gonna need vodka in a water glass with ice and I'm gonna be ordering water from you all night long so... one... water, please.
WWaitress
Did we start already or do you really want water?
Just bring me vodka.
“Pilot” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: Penny Hartz (2), Jane Kerkovich-Williams (1), Max Blum (1), Brad Williams (1)
Thanks for coming everybody. It feels like only yesterday that I was born during the 1984 Olympics, a young Jewess, 26 years ago.
Wow.
Rollerblades?
Even I think rollerblades are gay. And I had sex with a dude last night.
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