Oh no! here comes Dr. Phil-Billy!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Hi! I'm Miley, now I'm Hannah, now I'm Miley. I'm a real girl, I'm a pop star! Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days, except for me because I'm PERFECT! [to Miley] your turn
My pleasure: Girls, cars, nose hair [makes armpit farting noises] Good day, I said good day, Daddy! Whoo. Now I don't know about you, but I feel much much better.
This is a big moment for Lilly. And if you had a romantic bone in your body you'd be able to see that!
Hey, I have eyes. Okay, look.
[Lucas says something to Lilly and she laughs.]
He just said something funny, she laughed. Big whoop!
She's not laughing cause he's funny. She's laughing cause he's cute! [to herself] Boy brains, you might as well scoop em out and store nuts up there.
LLucas
You are so cute.
You’re cuter!
LLucas
No, you’re cuter.
No, you’re cuter.
Yeah. You’re both adorable. Can you pass the salt?
LLucas
I made you a mixed CD. To celebrate the 9 days we’ve spent together.
It’s right there, next to the pepper!
The soundtrack of our love…
Help me out here, people! I’m chewing on cardboard here!
LLucas
You make me so happy Lily Pad!
Not as happy as you make me, Lukey-Wukey
Oh my God, I think I’m gonna pukey-wukey.
I found out I'm an autumn, capri pants are best for my figure, and that true love eventually turns into a warm, comfortable glow. [Miley looks at him weird]
RORandom old lady
[looks at Oliver] Oh. My. God. It's Natalie Portman! [to Hannah] Be a doll and take our picture.
So how was your date?
[referring to Roxy] Mine...or hers? Daddy, please fire Roxy right NOW!!!!! I do NOT need her anymore!!!!
[referring to Roxy] She put a bell around his arm so every time he tried to make a move it went dingdingdingdingding!
Exactly how many times did this boy "Ding?"
It doesn't matter. Every time he went "ding," she went, "Don't," and I went "Dang!"
SSSecret Service Agent
"Tomorrow we go to Make-a-Moose. Whee!"
Except for this wig. It's worse than the one I wore in Teen BigFoot. "The only thing bigger than his feet-"
MLMiley and Lilly
[in unison] Was his-
[suddenly waking up] WAS HIS HEART!
What kind of relationship will it be if I have to lie to him about half of my life?
Well, you could always tell him the truth.
What?!
Or not. Honey, I know it's a tough decision, but I'm sure you'll make the right one.
No I won't! I'm 14! I'm almost guaranteed to mess this up. You're the adult. You're supposed to tell me what to do!
Now what kind of a father would I be if I just ordered you around all the time?
A normal one? I swear, you are no help at all. [leaves]
Huh. Boy, even when I don't say something, I say something wrong!
Learn to love his flaws?
Yeah, like the adorable way he steals water from little girls!
Thanks for letting me cut in line, sweetie. My boyfriend had his tonsils out, he can barely talk.
Honey, what's taking so long?
(nervously) Did I say tonsils? I meant kidneys!
LGLittle Girl
(angrily) My mom has a taser. ZZZTTT!
RUN!
Why?
Soccer Mom with a taser!
(waiting for a order of ice cream in a bout of severe impatience) How do people do this? IT'S AGONY! How long have we been here?
Well, in one minute, it will be exactly...a minute and a half.
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