Monroe quotes from Grimm

Monroe

[upon entering a dark house] This is so the part of the horror movie where the sidekick gets it!

Nick

Just stay close.

Monroe

Tell me were are not going upstairs. [Nick keeps walking] Oh, we’re going upstairs!

Monroe

Oh yeah, I’m definitely getting a female scent here. Undeniable.

Nick

You that sure?

Monroe

No, her perfume. It’s called "Undeniable".

Nick

Hey, wait up.

Monroe

Don’t you dare say "heel".

Nick

Name’s Melissa Wincroft.

Monroe

Whoa. Did you just, like, Grimm that? Some kind of telepathic way?

Nick

No, I read it off an envelope. Melissa Wincroft, owner and CEO. Must have been her office.

Monroe

That’s cheating. I sniffed her out.

Nick

Good boy.

Monroe

If a mellifer sent out a message, it definitely means something sketchy’s going on somewhere.

Nick

Hank and I were attacked by a swarm of bees earlier, if that’s sketchy enough for you.

Monroe

[answering phone] Hello?

Nick

Hey, It’s Nick

Monroe

How did you get my new cell phone?

Nick

Are you kidding me? I’m a cop.

Nick

Can you get closer to him? I need to hear what he’s saying.

Monroe

Check this out. I am moving in on the bar. There’s an opening directly to her left. I’m about 20 feet form the bar right now. I can be at the opening about...

Nick

Okay, I don’t need to know everything you’re doing.

Monroe

Well, excuse me for being thorough.

Nick

You know anything about Ziegevolk?

Monroe

A little. They're mostly like preachers, game show hosts; you know, actor types. You know, guys like to be in the public eye. Why, did one goat out on you?

Nick

Yeah. Do you know some?

Monroe

I knew one in high school. Elvis Greenspan. Got all the chicks; like every hottie in school. Okay, kid was 5'4". Weighed in at like 280. It's hard to believe but Ziegevolk give off this sort of scent.

Nick

What, you mean like pheromones?

Monroe

Yeah, they secrete it in their sweat or something. Chicks can't resist it. And if one of these goat guys touches you, look out man, they own you. Why do you think those Hollywood types are always hugging everybody?

Monroe

Okay, who am I supposed to be?

Nick

Just yourself.

Monroe

That's a little disappointing.

Nick

What are you doing?

Monroe

No way, dude I can't be around that guy; he's way too potent. I almost bought him a drink.

Monroe

Last time I protected someone for you, it was not a pleasant experience. How is that guy, by the way, were they able to sew his arm back on?

Nick

Uhm, I don't think he's going to be beating anybody up with it again.

Monroe

My aim is to keep the toilet clean.

Hap Lasser

Cool

Monroe

Your aim will help.

This isn't between you and me.

Monroe

Then what's with the shotgun?

[about Nick] He's a Grimm!

Hap Lasser

What? No. He's a cop. Monroe, tell her she's wrong.

Monroe

...She's not.

Hap Lasser

He's a cop and a Grimm? Is that legal?

We ran blood tests on her clothes.

Nick

And what have you got?

Believe it or not, Bugs Bunny. They apparently had something to do with the death of a rabbit.

Nick

A rabbit?

Monroe

Uh Yeah, I lapsed.

Nick

Maybe she is not the right girl for you.

Monroe

Angelina just came by. She says she knows who killed her brothers.Says it was a Bauerschwein.

Nick

A what?

Monroe

A pig. And I don't mean a cop. But I do mean a cop.