Monroe quotes from Grimm

Monroe

I got it! I got the device! Am I too late? Oh, no, I can't be too late, you're still alive. That's a good thing.

Monroe

Do you know what people do to things they can't explain? I don't want my house torched, man. And I don't want crosses burned at my front yard. I'm just saying this is how legends end up killing innocent people!

Monroe

Larry, you fought the good fight. And for guys like us, it's a battle we fight every day of our lives. I don't know what went wrong for you, man, but we are going to find out. Rest in peace, brother.

Monroe

Maybe it just doesn't like me. Bludbad and housepets don't really mix. Except, you know, as the occasional between-meal treat.

Monroe

(To Nick) We figured out a way for you to get your Grimm back.

Monroe

Look, I don't want any more trouble, okay? I'm not that kind of blutbad. I don't kill anymore, I haven't in years.

Nick

Wait. What did you say you were?

Monroe

Blutbad. Vulgarized by your ancestors as "the big bad wolf." What, did you just get the books tonight?

Nick

You know about the books?

Monroe

Of course I know about the books. We all know about the books. You people started profiling us over 200 years ago. But as you can see, I am not that big, and I am done with the bad thing.

Nick

Well, how do you...?

Monroe

How do I stay good? Through a strict regimen of diet, drugs, and Pilates. I'm a reformed blutbad, a wieder blutbad. It's a different church altogether.

Nick

You guys go to church?

Monroe

Sure. Don’t you?

Monroe

You know, I've never seen one of you before. I heard about you guys all my life, never thought I'd see one up close. A Grimm! Heh, whadda ya know!

Nick

You know about me?

Monroe

Are you kidding? My folks used to tell me stories about you guys, scared the hell out of me when I was a kid. How long have you been at this? You seem kinda new.

Nick

Who are you?

Monroe

Wow, you are new at this.

Monroe

What are you doing?

Nick

Well, you said he was over there

Monroe

[rolls his eyes] Why don’t you just call him, tell him you're coming?

Nick

You know where she is.

Monroe

Of course I don’t know where she is! Did I not just tell you about my strict regimen?

Nick

So how many of you Blutbads are here?

Monroe

First off, the plural is Bludbaden.

Nick

[about hunting Blutbaden] Do I need something like silver bullets?

Monroe

What are you, an idiot?

Monroe

You people murdered my grandfather. The Grimms burned down his farm, cut off his head, his hands, and his feet. Okay, maybe he deserved it for some of the things he did. But if my parents could see me now, standing this close to you and not avenging the family, last Thanksgiving I'd be invited to, I can tell you that.

Marie

Take your best shot, blutbad.

Nick

You ever seen one of these?

Monroe

Not up close, thank God. I think Jagerbars use these for disemboweling. Now I'm hungry.

Nick

What do you know about Jagerbars?

Monroe

What am I, your personal Grimmopedia?

Nick

No, you're a Blutbad, and I'm assuming that Blutbaden know about Jagerbaden?

Monroe

It's just Jagerbars.

Monroe

Easy there Five-O, you called me, remember? Don’t you have a partner for this stuff?

Nick

Yeah, sure, because if I told him my two suspects turned into bees, he’d completely understand.

Nick

I don't need you for what you know, I need your nose.

Monroe

Oh, I get it. So little Timmy’s stuck in a well, you need Lassie to come find him. You really know who to butter a guy up for a favor.

Nick

I’ve got a '77 Bordeaux in my truck.

Monroe

I can maybe catch a scent...