Hank quotes from Grimm

Hank

Dude, what'd your aunt do to piss off so many people? She work for the government or something?

Hank

Harper's bee man just buzzed me. Yeah, I went there.

Hank

About all we can do is run an APB on her car. See if we can pick her up. Until then, you might as well go home and get a little... rest.

Hank

You can’t put an APB out on a mud slick.

Hank

What’s that song?

Nick

Sweet Dreams.

Hank

Eurythmics. One of their better. [sings] "Sweet dreams are made of these. Who am I to disagree...?”

Nick

I didn't know you couldn't sing.

Nick

This sounds like what happened a month ago at Munson Creek Falls.

Hank

Same deal. Hiker and a bobcat.

Nick

But the bobcat wasn't wearing boots.

Hank

The old man’s house is on the other side of the park. Right?

Nick

Right. 4753 Hildebrand Road. Directly across from here.

Hank

When I was a kid, I wouldn't have gone all the way around the park.

Nick

Well, the mother was very specific about the route.

Hank

[sarcastic] Yeah, right. Kids always do what their moms tell them to do. I know I did.

Nick

How do I look?

Hank

Like a cop who’s been working all night/

Nick

Aw, that’s funny, Hank. That’s how you look.

Hank

Well then, you look good!

Hank

[Talking about a suspect] What do you think?

Nick

Grown up way too fast, single parent if she has any. Takes way too many chances and looks for excitement in all the wrong place.

Hank

Sounds like me.

Nick

Yeah. Look how you turned out.

We belong to organizations that protect native land from development. There's a lot of rich cultural heritage disappearing, and we're trying to protect what's left both locally and globally.

Honey, I think you're getting a little irrelevant

Well you have to respect your ancestors, right detective?

Hank

I had to respect mine, otherwise, I couldn't sit down for a week.

Okay, let's see, we got kidnapping and attempted murder for Barry, Jason, and T.B.

Hank

Breaking and entering for Rocky and Gilda.

Well, at least they weren't doing drugs.

Hank

So you do this for kicks? Break into homes, party hardy?

We were just having fun.

Hank

Illegal fun.

I was at the Howard Johnson in Eugene last night for this year's Oregon Beekeeper's Con.

Hank

Pretty crowded convention?

Well, there's twelve of us, actually.

Hank

Miss Schade…

Adalind

Please, call me Adalind, all my friends do.

Nick

All your friends are dead.

Hank

Dying on a streetcar while dancing to YMCA. What do you think?

Nick

Sounds like a crappy way to go.