Juliette quotes from Grimm

Juliette

I picked up Chinese from Lotus, and - Got Voodoo doughnuts.

Nick

Ah, you are the best. [Reaches for the doughnuts]

Juliette

Don't be such a cop. The doughnuts are for dessert.

Juliette

Hank said you did the right thing.

Nick

Sometimes it's not that simple.

Juliette

If it were simple, they wouldn't need you.

Hank

Let's take a look at the case files Burman sent us.

Juliette

Uh-uh, my patient is not doing anything but resting and not scratching for the next eight hours. Dude, if you were a dog, I would've already tranquilized you.

Juliette

What are you thinking?

Nick

Oh, I'm just wondering why certain people are attracted to each other.

Juliette

It's all about chemistry.

Nick

Oh, well that explains Dale Armstead. Guy who stole your - [gets a look from Juliette] Guy was your first love.

Juliette

That wasn't love.

Nick

Well, it certainly wasn't looks or intelligence.

Juliette

You're one to talk! I met your first girlfriend.

Nick

So, how did Buddy get himself in trouble?

Juliette

He went after Eloise, that huge, yellow cat a couple of doors down.

Nick

How did Eloise come out of it?

Juliette

On top. Apparently, Buddy bit off more than he could chew.

Nick

The cat beat up the dog?

Juliette

Don't piss off a woman with claws.

Juliette

[after finding a raccoon in their garbage] Don't arrest him, he's just hungry.

Nick

Yeah, well, he's a rodent, and he should be eating what rodents eat.

Juliette

He's not a rodent. We're all mammals here.

Nick

Well, I'm not eating what he's eating.

Juliette

Sure you are. You just got to it first.

Nick

[fixing TV] Is it working now?

Juliette

Not in the sense that I can see anything.

Nick

Hey, what's up?

Juliette

Some very exciting laundry.

Nick

No wonder you called.

Juliette

I'm going to the grocery store so I wanted to check in with you about our anniversary dinner. You do remember that, right?

Nick

Dinner, when have I ever forgotten dinner?

Juliette

Uh-huh, okay. So you're saying you want peanut butter and jelly tomorrow night?

Ariel Eberhart

[un-gags Juliette] Time for you to scream.

Juliette

[who's freed her hands] Time for you to scream. [punches her]

Nick

Juliette, if you have something to say, just say it. I know it's been a little tough...

Juliette

No, no. I want to learn to shoot.

Nick

A gun?

Juliette

No, a bow and arrow. Yes, a gun.

Juliette

I can't believe you remember what we had on our first date.

Nick

How can I forget that? That's the most expensive date I ever had in my life.

Juliette

Not if you add in what happened after that.

Nick

Ooh. Yeah, or after that.

Juliette

I heard about you and Adalind.

Hank

We were together for about half a cup of coffee. I don't know what happened, where it came from, but I'm glad it's over.

Juliette

Well, between you and me, she was definitely not good enough for you.

Hank

If she wasn't a lawyer, I'd think she roofied me.

Juliette

What?

Hank

I woke up, she was gone. And these two other people who were in the room with me. It's more than I want to get into.

Nick

[about Adalind] She's a witch, okay?

Juliette

You're going to need to try a little harder, Nick. What? Does she ride a broom? Because I distinctly remember her getting into a BMW.

Nick

Here goes. I can see things that...

Juliette

[interrupts] That what?

Nick

That most people can't.

Juliette

You mean, like, ghosts?

Nick

No, no. Not the dead.

Juliette

Well, that's good.

Juliette

It’s kind of a big deal, don’t you think? Maybe somebody should be proclaiming this from a mountain top.

Yeah. I tried to proclaim a lot of things, look where it got me.