Sgt. Wu quotes from Grimm

He thinks it might have been a disgruntled customer. Apparently his boss was a terror. Nobody liked him. He said, and I quote, "I'm surprised somebody didn't stick a tire iron in him before this". Actually, that was a paraphrase. I left out the bad language because I couldn't write that fast.

Gentlemen... and you two as well. [Nick and Hank stare] Waits for laugh. Doesn't get it.

Apparently the gunman crossed the street here. Fired three times. Hence, broken car window, the defacing of our friendly visitor greeting. Best guess is bloodstain belongs to bullet number three.

Oscar-worthy performance, De Niro!

Nick

Middle-school drama club.

He just sent a direct message to a blocked user.

Nick

Well, can you...?

Of course I can, I'm Asian.

I guess they're gonna have to face the music.

Hank

Really? You went there?

Somebody had to.

Looks like he's been dead for a few hours; car's locked - we kept it that way. Got some evidence inside we didn't want to get away

Nick

Death by rat?

Looks like.

You're never gonna believe this. I talked to Sammy, the guy who put on the illegal rave - Your perp is DJ Rechid Kat!

Hank

Who's DJ Rechid Kat?

[to Nick] Tell me you know.

Nick

Of course I know. Everybody knows. Who's DJ Rechid Kat?

Only the most famous raver in Portland! Not that men of your age would know what I'm talking about.

We ran blood tests on her clothes.

Nick

And what have you got?

Believe it or not, Bugs Bunny. They apparently had something to do with the death of a rabbit.

Nick

A rabbit?

Monroe

Uh Yeah, I lapsed.

Nick

Maybe she is not the right girl for you.

Are we depressed?

Nick

Were you able to get any info off the driver's cell phone?

Yes. And no.

Hank

Can you just give us the yes?

No.

[Examining a body] White fluid in his nostrils and around the edge of his mouth would suggest drowning.

Nick

Well, he looks pretty pale, even for death.

Hank

Yeah, it could be the cold water.

Nick

Yeah, or this. [Finds two puncture wounds on the side of the neck]

Oh. Anybody believe in vampires?

Nick

Ha, ha.

Sean

These are human organs. Hearts, gall bladders, kidneys... this is unbelievable.

Why would you dry them out instead of selling them for transplant?

Nick

Some cultures use animal organs to make medicines and aphrodisiacs. Bear gall bladder, rhino horn...

Hank

So, what, if animal liver is good, a human one must be better?

Sean

Well, whichever way you look at it, it's still cannibalism.

Uh, I think it's pronounced "capitalism."

Nick

Where are the bodies?

Downstairs in the basement.

Hank

What condition?

Toast.

Nick

You okay?

Hank

Yeah. You?

Nick

Yeah.

Uh, I'm not. This stuff is in my eyes, my nose, my ears...

Oh, cookie. Did you bring enough for everyone?

Hank

No

My mother made the best cookies on the block. She shared them with everyone and they *loved* her for it. [Hank just stares at him] All right, I'll go cookieless.