Nick quotes from Grimm

Monroe

Steinadler, let's see... huh.

Nick

What?

Monroe

Just a second, this is interesting. Steinadlers seem to be involved with the military. Like, heroic, noble. Apparently with very large... "sausage"? I don't think I'm translating that correctly.

Monroe

Nick. What are you doing here, man? It's not exactly the last place in the world I'd expect to see you, but, uh, pretty darn close.

Nick

Do you come here a lot?

Monroe

What, me? No. [Nick gives him a look] You know, sometimes. [Nick still looks at him.] Okay, a lot. Come on. She is smoking hot.

Monroe

You sure we should be conversing like this here?

Nick

[Looks around] No.

Monroe

I was hoping you'd say that.

Nick

[Waits a few seconds] So, Daemonfeuer?

Monroe

You just said we weren't going to do that in here!

Monroe

Hey, I'm just glad to be here, to you know, help rescue a woman I've never met before. Or been introduced to. But, you know, hey, I don't take it personally...

Nick

Are you really going to bring that up right now?

Nick

[upon entering Ariel's house] It's all copper.

Hank

Why? I mean, I had an aunt who wore tinfoil hats for years. But this, jeez. This girl takes being wired to a whole new level.

Monroe

It is so classic.

Nick

What?

Monroe

Your princess has been taken by the dragon, right? And the rest is obvious, you know? Beautiful women being taken, dragged into caves, and the men sacrificing everything to go after them. It is the ancient archetype of the whole relationship megillah... Only problem is, somebody always dies.

Monroe

So, what are we going to do? I mean, you can't use your gun in there. You know, with them breathing all that gas. Ah, it's too bad you don't have a lance. I bet you've got one back in the trailer.

Nick

I'm giving them what they want. Me.

Monroe

I'm not liking the plan so far.

Nick

I'm going to distract them long enough for you to get Juliette.

Monroe

Well, what if I can't find her?

Nick

What if I get burned alive? We're going in, no matter what.

Monroe

Okay. No. I got it. Just stay in the present, not the future.

Nick

Where are the bodies?

Downstairs in the basement.

Hank

What condition?

Toast.

Nick

You okay?

Hank

Yeah. You?

Nick

Yeah.

Uh, I'm not. This stuff is in my eyes, my nose, my ears...

Nick

[Answering phone] Juliette, where are you?

Ariel Eberhart

She's with me. Time for a little search and rescue.

Nick

Where are you taking her?

Ariel Eberhart

Oh, come on, Nick. Where do you think? You know who we are. You know what we do. What do you want? I'd lost hope of being able to help my father. Until I found you. Offering my father a chance at redemption. Now, Grimm up. It's time to face your Daemonfeuer.

Nick

Juliette, if you have something to say, just say it. I know it's been a little tough...

Juliette

No, no. I want to learn to shoot.

Nick

A gun?

Juliette

No, a bow and arrow. Yes, a gun.

Hank

Why would these guys kill a shopkeeper for some herbs and spices that aren't even illegal? That just doesn't make any sense.

Nick

[lifts coffee cup] Well, there are plenty of legal substances that will still fry your brain.

Rosalee

How do you do this?

Nick

Well, we start with last known addresses, see if we can find them or somebody who knows them...

Rosalee

I mean you, as a cop. And the people you work with have no idea?

Nick

Well, I do what I can do.

Rosalee

I don't envy you. It's not easy living two lives.

Nick

Are you sure you're okay?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Don't remember much. I went to that shop like you wanted. Woke up here. Had some weird-ass dreams. Clearly, I'm going to need a facial.

Monroe

I have a bikram class at 6 a.m. and hot yoga on too-little sleep is how groin-pulls happen.

Nick

Look, I'm sorry. You know, this wasn't part of my weekend plans. Hey, how was hot yoga? You pull a groin or anything?

Monroe

My groin is fine, thank you.