Nick quotes from Grimm

[Examining a body] White fluid in his nostrils and around the edge of his mouth would suggest drowning.

Nick

Well, he looks pretty pale, even for death.

Hank

Yeah, it could be the cold water.

Nick

Yeah, or this. [Finds two puncture wounds on the side of the neck]

Oh. Anybody believe in vampires?

Nick

Ha, ha.

Sean

These are human organs. Hearts, gall bladders, kidneys... this is unbelievable.

Why would you dry them out instead of selling them for transplant?

Nick

Some cultures use animal organs to make medicines and aphrodisiacs. Bear gall bladder, rhino horn...

Hank

So, what, if animal liver is good, a human one must be better?

Sean

Well, whichever way you look at it, it's still cannibalism.

Uh, I think it's pronounced "capitalism."

Hank

[after Nick picks up a severed finger] What?

Nick

It moved!

Hank

Must have been a nerve. You want to pick it up again or do you want me to give you the finger?

Monroe

You caught me making some bauernwurst. I was feeling sort of homesick. My mom used to make this stuff all the time. Want some?

Nick

Who's in it?

Monroe

Okay, when my ma used to make it, she stuffed it with, you know, whatever, whoever was around.

Nick

Yeah, I think I'll pass.

Nick

Two Eisbiber kids egged my house last night.

Monroe

You're the monster under the bed. I think some Wesen found out you're a Grimm and they're curious.

Nick

What's a Wesen?

Monroe

You know, Blutbaden, Fuchsbau, Wildschwein, those of us the Grimms have been trying to eradicate for centuries.

Nick

You know, I'm not like that.

Monroe

Dude, join the misunderstood. Try telling people I don't eat meat.

Hank

Looking at the tox report, the victim was found in a mummified state just like ours. You ever hear of latroinsectotoxin?

Nick

Yeah. Gargle with it every morning. What is it?

Hank

It's an amino acid found in spider venom. Why can't she just shoot these guys and keep it simple?

Nick

Some people don't like guns.

Hank

Some people don't like spiders either.

Nick

What is this place?

Monroe

It's a Klosterhaus. A retirement/monastic retreat home for Wesen.

Nick

You guys have your own rest homes?

Monroe

Yeah. We're not savages. Except for Schneetmachers.

Nick

Noted.

Nick

[fixing TV] Is it working now?

Juliette

Not in the sense that I can see anything.

Monroe

How's it going with Juliette? You tell her anything yet?

Nick

[laughs bitterly] Ah, not quite.

Monroe

Nada? Zip? Diddly?

Nick

Yeah

Monroe

I guess Grimms aren't that brave after all.

Nick

[watching surveillance footage] She's leaving.

Hank

He's leaving, too.

Nick

Could be he caught up with her on the street.

Hank

Maybe they had plans to meet up later.

Nick

And he didn't want to be seen leaving with her.

Hank

Or she didn't want to be seen leaving with him.

Nick

So who was seducing who?

Hank

[sighs] In my experience, the woman runs the relationship.

Nick

She's only killed two victims so far. And if Charlotte's right, today is the third day of the mortification process.

Monroe

Sounds like she's going to kill again, and soon.

Nick

Exactly.

Monroe

Yeah, I'm going to stay home tonight, play a little cello.

Nick

Well if you can't hold your liquor, you shouldn't be drinking.

What do you want from me? What are you doing here?

Nick

I came here to ask you the same thing. Why are you and your buddies watching my house?

[gasping with fear] I-I...

Nick

Breathe. Come on! Breathe.

None of us have ever seen a Grimm before.

Hey, doofus, where's the beer...? [sees Nick]

Nick

You!

[terrified] Oh, God... Oh, God... please, I have three kids!

Nick

You're the one who started all this.

No, no...! Well, yes, sort of. But I didn't mean anything. It's just that nobody believed me. I didn't know how else to prove you were a, a... You have a very lovely wife.

Nick

We're not married.

Even better

Please, you don't have to kill us.

Nick

I'm not going to kill anyone.

Nick

[to Bob] How many Wesen have you told?

Nobody... [stammering] Hardly anyone. You know maybe just a couple neighbors.

Nick

Alright, here's what you're gonna do! You're going to make sure that whoever you told, and whoever they told, never come to my house again.

Fine. Sure, we can do that. Right?

Of course. You bet. Absolutely!

Nick

Well I hope so. 'Cause I'd hate to have to come back here.

Nick

[after Bryan takes off jogging] So how long'd you think it take us to do ten miles?

Hank

Depends on how fast we drive.

Nick

Hey, what's up?

Juliette

Some very exciting laundry.

Nick

No wonder you called.

Juliette

I'm going to the grocery store so I wanted to check in with you about our anniversary dinner. You do remember that, right?

Nick

Dinner, when have I ever forgotten dinner?

Juliette

Uh-huh, okay. So you're saying you want peanut butter and jelly tomorrow night?