Nick quotes from Grimm

Juliette

I can't believe you remember what we had on our first date.

Nick

How can I forget that? That's the most expensive date I ever had in my life.

Juliette

Not if you add in what happened after that.

Nick

Ooh. Yeah, or after that.

Are you insane?

Nick

Well, I'm in the woods, I just cut a golden egg out of a girl's neck, you tell me.

Edgar Waltz

I want Ian Harmon, you can find him.

Nick

So you can murder him.

Edgar Waltz

You're a Grimm. I'm a Hundjager. We're not friends, but, uh, we've always been... How shall I put it - allies of convenience.

Nick

Not around here we haven't.

Nick

[about why Monroe can't meet Juliette] Monroe, name one aspect of our relationship that we wouldn't have to lie about.

Monroe

You're right. All the time we spend together, all the sneaking around. God, it suddenly seems so wrong.

Nick

Listen to me. I need to find Arnold if I'm ever going to bring this guy.

Okay. Okay, if Arnold's hiding, I might know where. If I'm right, I'll come to your house and carve a small series of numbers on the porch steps. The odd numbers will mean that...

Nick

Or just call me.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that would work too.

Monroe

God, there is some amazing stuff in this trailer. Do you have this place insured?

Nick

Well, that would mean having to admit that it existed, so...

Monroe

Ah. Yes, there's that.

Monroe

It's a legendary liminal being.

Nick

And that means what?

Monroe

Well, its two distinct states of existence simultaneous within one physical body. The duality of humanity. The yin and the yang. The Ike and Tina Turner of it all.

Nick

[after Monroe says something in German] That sounded really beautiful. What does it mean?

Monroe

"Everything has an end. Only the sausage has two." My father used to say it when anyone died.

Hank

These wounds look like they were made by an animal. Maybe a wolf.

Nick

I don't know. If these footprints were what Tom and Juliette followed from the horse attack, I'm thinking whatever did this was human.

The answer's obvious. The murders were committed by a barefoot man carrying a wolf.

I would love to talk to you about your identity issues sometime.

Nick

Thanks, I'm good.

Are you? You can only walk in darkness so long. Sooner or later the inner man emerges for all to see. It's never a question of if, only when.

Nick

[about Adalind] She's a witch, okay?

Juliette

You're going to need to try a little harder, Nick. What? Does she ride a broom? Because I distinctly remember her getting into a BMW.

Nick

Here goes. I can see things that...

Juliette

[interrupts] That what?

Nick

That most people can't.

Juliette

You mean, like, ghosts?

Nick

No, no. Not the dead.

Juliette

Well, that's good.

Nick

And they were able to keep him alive?

Monroe

Uh, yeah. Just long enough to draw and quarter him. Which is actually not as easy as it seems. You need a lot of ropes and chains and, like a minimum of four horses. And all you need is some schlaftrunk.

She just wasn’t… normal.

Nick

Nobody is, Jake. It’s Portland.”