Lexie Grey quotes from Grey's Anatomy

George

Lexie, I'm your roommate. You're eventually gonna have to talk to me.

Lexie

I reject that supposition.

George

I reject your rejection.

Lexie

And I ignore your rejection of my rejection.

George

What?

Meredith

[tries to calm George down] I don't reject you, George.

George

Thank you!

Mark

Why do you have to live in Meredith's attic? How am I supposed to sneak out of here with that frat party going on downstairs? Don't you kids ever sleep?

Lexie

They're cleaning the house for Dr. Shepherd's mother.

Mark

Mrs. Shepherd's coming... to Seattle?

Lexie

So?

Mark

So that woman practically raised me, taught me right from wrong. If she found that I was... with you, that we were... You're Meredith Grey's little sister. You are forbidden fruit. You are twenty-five. You're a fetus.

Lexie

Twenty-four. I skipped third grade.

Mark

I feel dirty.

Meredith

He wrote in my hand

What do you mean he wrote in your hand?

Meredith

He just grabbed my hand, and he squeezed it and he wrote with his finger.

Derek

He wrote with his finger?

Meredith

You know in my hand, he wrote 007.

Bailey

[grabs Meredith's hand and proceeds to write on it using her finger] Okay, what did I write?

Meredith

Joe?

Bailey

N! I did not write JOE!

Cristina

Are you serious!

Webber

You mean this might not be O'Malley?

Mark

This is funny.

Webber

Did anybody try to phone O'Malleyf? Can we get him on the phone?

Meredith

I'm telling you he squeezed my hand.

Bailey

[hushes Meredith] Shut it! You don't get to talk anymore! You don't get to talk ever again!

Meredith

I could have sworn it was George.

Lexie

[voiceover] Grief may be a thing we all have in common, but it looks different on everyone.

Mark

It isn't just death we have to grieve. It's life. It's loss. It's change.

Alex

And when we wonder why it has to suck so much sometimes, has to hurt so bad. The thing we gotta try to remember is that it can turn on a dime.

Izzie

That's how you stay alive. When it hurts so much you can't breathe, that's how you survive.

Derek

By remembering that one day, somehow, impossibly, you won't feel this way. It won't hurt this much.

Bailey

Grief comes in its own time for everyone, in its own way.

Owen

So the best we can do, the best anyone can do, is try for honesty.

Meredith

The really crappy thing, the very worst part of grief is that you can't control it.

Arizona

The best we can do is try to let ourselves feel it when it comes.

Callie

And let it go when we can.

Meredith

The very worst part is that the minute you think you're past it, it starts all over again.

Cristina

And always, every time, it takes your breath away.

Meredith

There are five stages of grief. They look different on all of us, but there are always five.

Alex

Denial.

Derek

Anger.

Bailey

Bargaining.

Lexie

Depression.

Webber

Acceptance.

Arizona

You left him alone? When were you planning...?

Lexie

I'm.. I'm sorry, I.. I feel like...

Arizona

No, you don't get to feel anything! Because he's feeling everything, his every nerve is exposed and raw and we have to make him feel worse before he's gonna feel better. So, if you're having feelings, then you need to shut them down. You need to shut them down and talk to him about his future and remind him that he has one, past all of this pain. And if you can't do that, if you can't do your job, then you find someone who can and you send them to me.

Meredith

[catching Alex and Lexie in bed] Izzie leaves and Mark gets a kid, and you two decide the best way to deal is to get drunk and mash your genitals together?

Alex

No freaking way you get to judge us or give relationship advice. Besides you were a total dirty mistress like two weeks ago.

Lexie

Are 23 calling me a dirty mistress?

Meredith

That was two years ago and his wife didn't have cancer!

Lexie

Because I've been with like six guys in my whole life. Alex and I, we've done it before. I was recycling, it was like good for the environment.

Alex

Izzie's gone. I was horny. She was there.

Lexie

Oh crap, I am a dirty mistress. Oh god, you're gonna tell Derek and then Derek's gonna tell Mark that I'm a whore.

Lexie

Today sucks. Mark sucks.

Alex

Yang got burns on her girl parts.

Lexie

Oh, wow.

Cristina

I do not... They're not on my girl parts.

Alex

Then they're on her ass. Look how she's walkin'.

Cristina

Don't you two have patients?

Lexie

How did you get burns on your ass?

Meredith

[walks up] You paged?

Cristina

Mer! Thank god. Come, the rest of you, bye. [pulls her over to a bed, she closes the curtain]

Meredith

Oh my god!

Cristina

Not so loud!

Meredith

How did you...? What...? You have grate marks burned into your ass.

Cristina

Yeah, vent marks. But same difference. [whispering] I was busy having sex. Will you please just dress the wound. Owen's being very caveman-like. It's hot, vaguely disturbing, but mostly hot. I- I think he might still be a little upset that I offered him to Teddy.

Alex!

Alex

Hot cross buns.

Lexie

Ooh, that's gonna blister.

Lexie

Is this a sex injury?

Cristina

Oh my God.

Lexie

It is. I used to have sex injuries with Mark. Mark was really awesome at leaving you with good sex injuries. [starts sobbing]

Cristina

Please don't cry on my ass.

Mark

It must suck to work on Valentine's Day. I don't believe we've met... [Lexie turns around and looks at him] Ahhh! What'd you do to your hair?

Lexie

I changed it. I.. I colored it. I just... [sighs] Wait, you thought I was someone else. You didn't know it was me, and you were hitting on me?

Mark

No, no... I pretty much thought that you were some blonde.

Lexie

You are pathetic. And hypocritical. And slutty.

Mark

And you are no blonde. You can't pull that off. Blondes are either bad-ass or fun. And you're... you're a brunette.

Lexie

Quit staring, I'm probably change it back anyway.

Alex

No, I get it. You get dumped by your boyfriend, and you go for the extreme makeover. Chicks always do that.

Lexie

I didn't get dumped, okay? I did not do this for Mark. I just... It's Valentine's Day and I wanted to change something, and I could change... I wanted to do something for me. Okay? This, it was for me.

Alex

How's that different than what I just said? [walks off]

Lexie

I'm changing it back.

Jackson

So, Yang's with Hunt, Grey's with Shepherd, Torres with Robbins. And you were with Sloan, until he dumped you? It's a wonder you guys got any work done.

Lexie

He didn't dump me. He forgot about me. He decided that we were going to start a family, and didn't ask me. He forgot I was even there. He left me lying in dirty dishwater.

Jackson

What?

Lexie

Nothing.

Jackson

I'm pretty.

Lexie

What?

Jackson

In my family I'm the pretty one. You know, my eyes, and my smile and my body. I meam, you should see me without shirt on, it's kind of ridiculous. But my family is smart, driven, crazy overachievers. You know? And they look like they're smart. They don't look like me. Which has its perks, except that my family treated me like I'm pretty. They expected nothing from me. Ever. They never pushed me, never thought to. So I had to push myself. Hard. I didn't even tell them I was taking the MCAT's until after I aced them. My point is that you can't just change your hair. Okay? You wanna be unforgettable, you wanna not be mousey? You can't just change your hair. You have to actually change. Just sayin'.

Bailey

Single most important step in the exam process. Anyone?

Jackson

Physical exam.

Bailey

No. No chocolate for you.

Cristina

Lab and radiology evaluation.

Bailey

Oh! Come on, people now you're embarrassing me.

Lexie

Patient history.

Bailey

Thank you! [throws a chocolate to her] Catch.

Meredith

Lexie, this is Alex we're talking about. Emotionally, he's like me three years ago. You can't be having feelings for him. You realize that.

Lexie

Yeah, of course not. No. It's just sex. Okay? There's no feelings involved.

Meredith

Right. Because you are a no-feelings type of girl. Your heart lives in your vagina.

Lexie

It does not... I swear, not this time.

Meredith

Okay, sure

Lexie

My heart does not live in my vagina!

Lexie

Mark's trying to kill Alex.

Cristina

What?

Meredith

Well, I think I mentioned sleeping with Alex was a bad idea.

Lexie

No, it's not a bad idea. It's happy and easy. You know much mental energy Mark took up? You know, I am telling you, ending it is the best thing that could have happened to me. And for him! Do you know how much happier he'd be if he could just move on?

Meredith

Looked to me like he was trying to pick up Teddy.

Lexie

Sure, he'll sleep with her. He slept with Addison. He'll screw anything that moves, but what, I'm supposed to check into a convent? Why is he hanging on like this?

Cristina

[sarcastic] You're just that good, Little Grey. There's no getting over you.

Lexie

Oh! [walks off, Cristina laughs]

Meredith

You clear the room every time. You clear the room.

Lexie

Mark's moving on. Like really.

Meredith

Okay, well, that's good, isn't it? Isn't that what you wanted?

Lexie

[starts crying] No, uh, that's great. That's... perfect. It's perfect.